My marigolds are still thriving, so if I can't have tomatoes, at least I have sunny yellow and orange flowers to cheer me up!

A "leeked" photo of Jennifer Lawrence:

Maybe the Illuminati knows something about flavor profile composition that we don't..

Probably the name. Like the Red Delicious, which actually sucks! My question is, what the fuck are grapes doing in a beef & potato entree?

"Accidentally"

[children not part of the metaphor]

lmfao

I saw that too. Her mom is very attractive in deed. I bet dad had a bit to do with it as well. But what I love is that her mom dressed her down to go to the political rally! :)

A clown killer or a killer clown? These are two very different horrible things.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

Hey, there's no need to be so fucking classist. These aren't "tuxedo cats"; they're just dressed reasonably: it's after five, and they're not farmers.

I'll have one Birkin and one Vin Diesel to go, please.

"Someday my prince will cum."

Intimidating! She's a badass. I did a lot of stroke and turn technique refinement with her, and for that, she's really great. She has a swim clinic in Sacramento.

If only we published Serious Lady Content instead of all these sloppy, whorish stories! If only we had a panel of Concerned Men who could tell us what is/isn't acceptable to post. That would keep us protected. For our own good, of course.

God I'd marry a guy if he just made the fridge be that clean.

HI EVERYONE. I'm curious as to what you jezzies read on the internet besides Jez. Tell me some of your favs! Serious or fun, website or blog, current events or fashion & beauty, anything.

My rule is "I won't go to your wedding if I don't know both bride and groom well enough to invite you to dinner at my house." It eliminates a lot of unnecessary wedding-ing. So it sounds like Bridezilla and I are kind of on the same page.

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?! My cousins had a big shed full of chicks on their farm (AKA the loudest heaven ever. You go in and play with fluffy little things but their shrill peep peep peeping blew out your eardrums.)

considerably less water than broccoli or lettuce. If it takes a year for an almond tree to bear fruit, that's not actually a bad amount.

Yeah she's pretty... in a Madam Tussaud sort of way.