But.. the mother is beautiful! Shouldn't she be following the stereotype of unattractive mom living vicariously through the child?

You know what - at this point I'll take just about any cheese that has been breaded and fried.

Their bras (even the famed "ta ta tamer") are total shit for busty women. But I do highly recommend Moving Comfort. They are awesome.

California baby!

That explains why you do not understand what I am saying.

I had one of those toddlers. I had the number for Poison Control written on my fridge in permanent marker. The Poison Control people are very nice.

I definitely think this may be the case but who cares bc LOOK HOW PRETTY!

I always thought Frito pie involved a bit more finesse than dumping chili into a bag of chips. Like, at least a casserole dish or something.

I had a friend in high school from a giant Italian family. We were in tenth grade, her youngest sib was 12, her oldest around 42 or so. There was ALWAYS some birthday cake in their enormous fridge.

She looks dumb doing what at her age? Amusing her daughter? It's not like she's going grocery shopping in that outfit. She dressed up as a goof and posted the photo to Instagram. There's no age limit for goofiness and if Betty White had done it we'd all find it hilarious and adorable.

Much Words. Such Smugness. Wow.

I never did Bikram because it seemed pretty cultish but I did do hot yoga and found that the heat helped my muscles stretch further than they could under room temp conditions.

I wish actual hunters would hunt the Kardashian clan.

Or, as I call them, 'Poop Chute Riot Fruit'.

This particular kind of lime leaf is used in a lot of Thai dishes.

Yeah, I'm really not sure why they don't just go with "makrut." It's a pretty simple name that people could easily glom onto, and it has the added virtue of being the actual name of the fruit.

Lots of gowns have corsets built into them because they need to appear as if they just cling to the body magically. But when you look at what is happening under it, woo boy. There is some serious construction and support happening! Dita VonTeese took a picture of the inside of her Zac Posen gown not too long ago. I…

Anecdotal experience here: my insertion hurt quite a bit, and took 45 minutes. BUT! BUT! I have a tilted cervix and a BACKWARDS uterus (seriously, wtf, I didn't even know that was a possibility) so it shouldn't hurt for most people. I took two leftover c-section vicodins before my appointment (my doctor told me to…

Um, my insertion was definitely more painful than a regular pap smear. IUDs can be great but I'm not going to sugarcoat that experience, it sucked.

The pain of insertion really isn't sooo bad, and it only lasts a few seconds. I mean, yeah, it hurts....but then you get years of being worry free! The "I didn't know I was pregnant" stories are SUPER rare in reality (Mirena is 99.8% effective, although on the internet it might not seem like that), and if you're…