Excerpts from this interview are used in Hillary’s October 7th ad, one of my faves. Damn right women will be the reason you won’t be elected!

On the topic of Billy Bush has everyone read Lindy West’s glorious op-ed in the New York Times?

This guy unexpectedly led with his upper body - picture a greasy Paul Giamatti with a cheshire grin and a pocket square.

Happened to me even while watching the debate. Had to give up my hard-won stool at an overcrowded bar to get away from this dude creepily inching closer and closer.

So painfully spot-on. This was basically half of my sexually active life.

Fuck marry kill: Broad City, Pussy Cul-de-sac, Vag Block.

Maybe the fact that he’s throwing money in her face just before she shoots him is a clue? Also I LOVE the stripper’s sultry satisfaction at 2:36 right after Rihanna kills him.

This image took about 60 seconds to load thanks to my shitty data plan. I stared at it the whole time, transfixed. It was a real emotional roller coaster.

It says “on the eve of their silver anniversary, David Bowie remains a perfect husband” :( :(

Imma let you finish...but did you see Pizza Hut’s tweet?

I'm about to travel to the DRC, and didn't know about this. Thanks for the information!

This week's Midweek Madness rating made me relive all the trauma of watching Le Chien Andalou.

I used to buy foot-long beef tongues for $10 from the Russian supermarket opposite my house. Beef-tongue stew got me through the winter.

It depends how you cook it! Usually when the texture it means you've overcooked it (in my experience).

Did he work for her? I've never watched the show, but have heard bad things.

Kind of unrelated, but Michael Che killed it on his first Daily Show appearance.

Nobly following the in footsteps of "the most hated person on instagram" - Param Shah, aka Lavish (seriously). Favourite hashtags: #peasants, #serfs, and #peasantfreezone. Here he is tying $4000 to a bunch of helium balloons:

No, that's just blood donation disorder.

The late Jimmy Savile—British TV host, DJ, and child rapist—used his connections at a mortuary to have sex with corpses.

but...but...didn't the Supreme Court issue regulation last year that barred protests in the plaza area outside its courtroom, an area much larger than the abortion buffer-zone?