Stuff I don’t want to hear anymore:

Now let's go watch some blacklist, law and order, and then go play some call of duty.

omg Harper- the star of what is probably my fav celeb baby pic ever:

I’m not crying YOU’RE CRYING.

*hugs*?

Philadelphia police just burned Kanye hard

I kinda like her.

I live for your question. The answer is yes. You are as unique as you've been told.

I’m a boy. I am currently winding down a run of therapy for the need to be likable and pleasing to others. Some of us fall into that trap as well, but I’m a feminist too so I figure it’s a good trade off.

Can we focus on the police violence against these kids, actually?

You and guitar players. This fact is not lost on us. Trust.

If I hear one more fucking white person in Baltimore complain about missing a fucking baseball game, I swear to god. Like, I’m devastated that this is happening to my city, don’t get me wrong. But I’m more devastated that my white neighbors really only care that their vapid consumerism has been disrupted and are…

I didn’t expect him to be THRILLED but his reaction was way over the top, right?!

I don't understand why people insist on making these "I'M SO OLD WHO WHAT WHERE" comments. You are probably old enough to know that google is your friend.

Because life is about the Conversation and Jezebel is about Respectful Debate, I also would like to voice my FULL support for Jason Derulo vis a vis this 57 minute supercut of him saying his own name

The Onion is way ahead of you.

Meredith is, by all accounts, chill as fuck.

You better get cultured, then, loser.

I think he has a valid gripe against this racist industry.