Yet more proof that when an argument begins with "I have many *insert minority here* friends and relatives", what follows is a shitstorm of bigotry.

She has some amazing hair.

Lesson: Always lubricate before you penetrate?

I feel you! Especially pre-period. Then I'm like:

I know! Compassionate conservative, neo-conservative...And when you affix a qualifier to liberal (like neo-liberal), it usually refers to a conservative stance.

That's so good to hear (for a change!) Thanks for sharing :)

Thanks. It's just really depressing when you realize how much power a random sick fuck on the internet has over you.

I'm hoping they can ban by IP address?

Now he started following me. Ew ew ew. Not feeling too good right now.

CAN WE BAN THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT NOW? Thanks. Really can't handle Jezebel being a trigger.

I partly really dig this look, but I'm also kind of creeped out because he reminds me of Mel Gibson.

Oh, because of context. They could have chosen a number of more precise, more to-the-point chyrons, but they chose this one because the words "fat" or "gained weight"uniformly connote unhealthiness and deterioration. Especially if they have all of this other public information about actual health issues, it seems like…

I'm sorry to hear that! I'm not sure if you were saying that it undermines my assessment, but I think it might actually strengthen it. If he has all of these actual, tangible health problems, why not mention those? Why not say: POPE AT GREATER RISK DUE TO CHILDHOOD LUNG INFECTION, or POPE'S HEALTH DETERIORATING, or…

I think the point is: why the fuck would anyone care about this?! How is the chyron in any way relevant to what he was saying? Unless it was supposed to convey that we should be worried about his health, which plays into the assumption that fat people are uniformly unhealthy and icky. Plus, the fact that it's so…

Ok guys, I am officially off the hook for stress eating. If God's emissary on earth can't resist temptation, who am I to try? Be humble, says the Lord.

Oh my god this made me so happy. so so happy.

I also went to one of those weddings recently. The potty was called the PORTA LISA - no joke.

NOOOOOOOOOOO AMANDA.