I’m sure there are going to be a lot of people in the comments saying things like, “That’s it, I’m out of here! I’m never reading this site again!” First, grow up. Millions of people read this site, if you want to stop, go with god.

First test: Moab 2022.

Honestly fuck Tesla forever, but if you’re in the driver’s seat and have been adjusting it for 90 seconds within the span of 5 minutes, you shouldn’t have been driving the car to begin with. Seriously, use a stopwatch to get to 90 seconds, it’s an eternity.

Dude, the PT Cruiser is coming around. You just wait. It’ll be all the rage at Litwood 2030.

Mostly the second part.

You’re not getting any younger. Just buy the Jeep.

The widebody really made it for me, it was a little too slab-slided without the flares. With them it looks great.

The first revived model of the Mustang looked good as did the Camaro. Then they both gilded the lily.

I always thought the Challenger was the best looking of the three Pony cars

Oh boy are you about to be disappointed. Not only have I now written about counterweights, but I’ve also written about blue anodized wheel cylinders:

As a former owner of TWO!! PT Cruisers (2001 and 2005 Turbo Ragtop) I heartily endorse #5 and I wish I had kept that car. (I needed $$ for my house purchase) However, these cars are NOT comfortable for 5 adults! Even 4 is a tight squeeze.

Completely agree. Laughed my ass of while scrolling.

As a former PT Cruiser owner, I strongly endorse all 5 of these car options... especially if they come with the manual transmission. 

Article of the year. 

This might be one of the best unexpected things written here in a while.

THIS x 100000000000000! I’ve never loathed a new feature more in my entire life, and you’ll never convince me that it doesn’t lead to accelerated wear and tear on the starter motor or the engine itself based on how people stomp the accelerator as soon as the light turns green.

Auto stop/start. From what I can tell it really doesn’t impact overall fuel economy that much and just makes for jerky starts at stoplights and stop and go traffic. It’s an automatic motion for me now to turn it off when I start the car. 

Most answers to this prompt are going to be dumb, but sunroof is spot on.

Reversing cameras and parking sensors, are they overrated?

In my ‘15 Durango, I’d say the least used function are the paddle shifters.  I’ve used them in the mountains to better maintain cruising speeds, but for the majority of my driving in the Midwest they’re pointless.