This chick would lose her mind if she had to sit alone in a studio, in front of a canvas/laptop/workbench for few months and just make art. She would dissolve into nothingness in the absence of a throng of media and those who deign to take offense at her stunts.

Deepak Chopra is not as toxically woo as the other parties, is he? I remember doing his 30-day meditation podcast. There he sounded reasonable and sane.

Hah! If Beyonce climbed up a ladder and stacked 110 of her wigs on top of her head, she still would barely reach to nip at Oprah’s ankles.

Yes. Frank & charming is a good way to describe her acting. She is a fine dramatic actress who can also carry a certain kind of subtle comedic performance under the right director. But she cannot do straight-out “comedy.” Sylvia, Emma, The Royal Tannenbaums, Proof, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Hard Eight, Seven: These are…

Ryan Murphy? I think you mean Paltrow.

There is always Michelangelina.. Also, Leonarda, Raphaela, Titiana, Tintoretta..

Pictured: Donatella, is she weren’t running Versace.

We’re in uncharted territory here, folks. What mother of a newborn, in the entire history of Planet Earth, has ever displayed the tiniest shred of interest in sex or making “sex doll face” two weeks post-partum?

I do too. 😬 But I plan to quit and at least I haven’t crowned myself the Queen of Detox and Health.

Thank you. It was not easy, as I had to do a a lot of work to tease out the reasons for my self-destructive imbibing. Lots of shifting of the “internal furniture,” so to speak. And that work is a lifelong task.. Therapy, meditation, constant self-reflection. Identifying bad patterns of thinking and behavior and…

Thank you kindly.

Bhaha! Great catch. I hope her royal Goopness, celebrated cookbook author and home cook extraordinaire, boxed some staff ears when she saw those unappetizing green rings around the yolks..

Why you gotta body-shame the Great Oprah? Her shoulders have not been giant ever since Anna Wintour ordered her drop 500 pounds to get on the cover of Vogue.

What I never got is how these Gooptastic, detox-centric vortexes of nonsense always feature booze. I have nothing against boozin’ (though as a former professional boozehound, I myself have not imbibed in 6.5 years because I can’t drink like normal humans). Sip away, Goopsters.

You are right and true. Love ‘im to bits.

WORST. BOND. EVER.

The whole collection of that Vaulthier person is a nightmare riff on Grace Jones’ wardrobe from “A View to a Kill”—aka one of the most lamentable Bond movies ever, with 57-year-old Roger Moore smirking through an uncomfortable face lift and a mostly pantsless Miss Jones flying through the Parisian skyline and…

Super-fun mumu with whimsical beach ball print at Gaultier. Totes wearable!

Military service is one of the few avenues open to poor kids to get access to higher education. It is also one of the least racist and classist employers in the US. If you are poor as dirt and a minority, it beats dealing drugs or working at Taco Bell.

I’ve got your back, dear.