She’s an entitled boob.

Yup. Twatwaffle take from this.. um, apparently she’s an actress? But she’s waaay too smart for it. She must secretly work on the unified theory of relativity, this one.

She has always been insanely beautiful and sexy, occasionally good at acting but boy, I don’t think you want to get too close to her. She was besties with my onetime boss, who published a celebrity lifestyle glossy circa early/mid-‘00s.

I believe that is the original/common usage, which was subverted at some point by Southern ladies. The type who would never say anything “bad” about anyone, wink, wink. Also considered a textbook example of “throwing shade,” as I dutifully learned on Jezebel!

Oh no. “Bless your heart” is deeply patronizing, besides being insulting—all under the veneer of decorum and civility!

Marky Mark can be a very fine actor indeed. His was my favorite performance in “The Departed.” “Boogie Nights” and “Three Kings” are marvelous, profound films and his work helped make them so.

Mushy oats straight from the fridge! Why not enjoy the same delicious breakfast that (I imagine) they serve inmates in a federal prison— all in the comfort of your own home!!

Oh noes, the kittycat is really hating that. Her little ears are flattened back like, “I am swiping my claws across your nose, big dumb dog, in 3.. 2..”

I respectfully decline to replace the good, honest potatoes my Eastern Euro women- and menfolk ancestors noshed on from cradle to gave with sweet potato nonsense. This shit does not even exist in Eastern Europe. I am kinda eh on it—it works here and there, but man, it is *sweet.* If I’m blowing that many calories on a…

This tiny dweeb looks like a colossal dweeb.

Bhahaha! I have consciously listened to only one—ONE—song on this list: “Look What You Made Me Do.” I do not discount the possibility that I might have been slapped aurally with the rest of ‘em while out and about minding my own business.

Rose McGowan needs to step off Meryl’s tits, man. She is not the villain in this saga. Stop demonizing a woman for the sins of a pig-monster, sister.

That’s fair. It was not my intention to diagnose him but rather outline a possible variance to the scenario you proposed. It is true that domestic abuse can be a symptom of mental anguish on the part of the perpetrator. Even in such circumstances, statistically men tend to lash outward and then self-harm. Women…

He’s not suffering if he’s a pathological narcissist or a psychopath! Those types do not “suffer” in the full sense of the word as they are incapable of experiencing remorse, guilt or empathy. At most they feel sorry for themselves because the spouse/boss/friend/government/world/God “did them wrong.”

Did you dig up that Mia’s own brother, who hung out with her children as they were growing up, is a convicted pedophile, currently serving a 25-year sentence for raping two boys over the course of almost a decade? Never, ever is this bit of information aired in the endless online discussions on the topic. That Mia…

“As a Communist” should not be an acceptable admission in polite society, let alone a badge of honor. Your stats are bogus. Stalin killed *way* more Soviet folks than the Nazis. Jews, Russians, Ukrainians, Roma, even his own Georgian tribe. Mao killed approx 22 million Chinese (rough estimate, because the rat bastard…

Yes, only she is as pure as the driven snow in her selfless devotion to her followers’ health! Capitalism is eeeeevil—that’s why she is giving it all away for free! Uhh... Of course these overlapping superstructures that humans are embedded in—evolution, history, governments—don’t give a shit about the individual.…

One hearty serving of plain bran cereal (Fiber One, for example, or Trader Joe’s Bran Flakes), will have you shitting daily with utmost ease, in a regular and predictable fashion. I don’t understand the demand for probiotics in a pill form. Then again I am of Eastern Euro stock so I love yogurt, sauerkraut and…

He might have been a psychopath. The consensus has been for a while that psychopathy is not something one becomes but rather a congenital brain defect. There is some interesting new research on the preponderance of nature vs nurture in the making of a psychopath. Unfortunately, it seems to indicate that a …

Tip of the fedora to you for “drowned weasel Adam Levine.”