Add mi amor Armie Hammer to your list immediately!

Gay as the day is long but only out(ish) to his inner circle. Had an abusive father who called him “sissy.” He had kids and married but then divorced and had these trysts with hustlers and porn stars. The most scandalous tidbit about Dunne is that, according to Michael Musto, he developed a crazy crush on Eric…

She’s one of these actresses who is completely radiant in her native tongue but super-stilted and scenery-munchy and terrible when she tries to speak American.

And who, pray, shall play Elton John and Diana during the funeral?

I’ve enjoyed the company of door knobs more intelligible, coherent and erudite than Cardi B.

And here I must object: NO ONE—not even Mel, not even Charlie Sheen—turned out creepier than Tom Cruise. Even seeing his dementedly positive, chipmunk face makes me reach for the crucifix.

Yep. Mel was hotness itself in the Mad Max flicks, The Year of Living Dangerously, Gallipoli.. He got himself a stupid ‘80s haircut by the time the Lethal Weapon gravy train rolled into town, thus dinging his hotness, but he legit had maximum movie star good for a while there..

Even though he’s not phat he looks porcine—it must be those tiny, beady, closely set eyes.

I love that you introduced this nuance to the reporting of the story. As someone who grew up in a former Eastern Bloc country, I’ve had a lifelong distrust, and distaste, of banning books, art and movies. It is a position of intellectual weakness at least, of despotic idiocy at worst.

These are like the concept of Uggs rejiggered by a person who huffs turpentine.

That’s like, your opinion, man.

I too adore Kathy and will Stan for her until the end of times. She’s always had balls of brass and her heart in the right place. Love it when she goes after these sacred cows like Oprah, Amal Clooney, Taylor Swift, etc. and people freak out. If anything, I was disappointed that her major “friend” Anderson Cooper…

Eating Cheetos on a cramped private jet, with fake hair tugging at their scalps and a pound of makeup smeared on their faces.

I chuckle to myself just imagining these ladies listening to “Goo,” the album with the cover the hoodie rips off. I love it but it’s the height of drony/artsy/fartsy pretention. And Chuck D. going, “Fear of a female planet! Fear, baby—fear!” against Kim Gordon’s nasal, blase drawl.

“The Vanishing” is an absolutely hair-raising psychological thriller. Very quiet, ominously calm film about the unexplained disappearance of a woman at a freeway gas stop, with an ending like a kick to the heart. Make sure to watch the Dutch original; there’s a poopy Hollywood remake—they effing changed the ending!!!…

Adam Levine is a sentient Ed Hardy tank top and Maroon 5 a collection of mismatched Ed Hardy bedazzled cotton track suits.

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All good then.

Must admit she has always bugged me. Meh actress. Am an old and for me she and Keanu will forever be the two hapless dilettantes who ruined Francis Ford Coppola’s “Dracula.”

She comes across as very French to me: Polite but reserved; definitely not friendly. For the French I would generalize that friendliness and openness presume a level of mutual trust that has to be earned. Culturally, us Americans tend toward friendly and open even with relative strangers. Like, it’s not a big deal for…