I know! Very exciting news for Zodiac case afficionados such as yours truly.

On that note:

Still remember getting “de-starred” by Morning Gloria on Jez and discovering that my precious star had vanished on Gawker, too! This was during the 2012 London Olympics. She wrote multiple “funny” screeds on how loathesome/dumb Ryan Loche was and I suggested she just admit she's crushing on him.

Y’all WISH you had such magnificent man-boobs!

They most certainly are not. Comments were erased/taken offline a long while ago. Don’t think I didn’t check: That was some of my best work ever, damnit!

Pinkett is a Scientologist. She talks in that vaguely “positive” mumbo-jumbo way Scientos do to supposedly “control people’s minds" or whatever. 

I saw Goody Johansson with the Devil!!! 

HamNo, please allow me to add to the fan mail:

This misogynistic creature and his husband look to me like they stepped out of a Hyeronimus Bosch painting.

Facts to ponder:

The Maldives are about a 2-hr flight from Bangalore, and the entire 2K-island archipelago is bound to go underwater soon(ish) thanks to global warming. The government has announced they plan to purchase tiny islands from Australia and/or Sri Lanka to relocate the Maldives locals once their slice of paradise goes…

There is also the utterly heartbreaking case of “Genie,” an American-born child whose abusive parents deprived her of affection, interaction or any form of socialization:

I wanted to circle back to your response even two days later to say that I love how you write about these things! I happen to teach yoga for a living, so the topic at hand is very close to my heart. I’ve not only experienced personally chronic depression && addiction have been devoting a fair number of years to study,…

I’ve been listening to Dalai Lama podcasts on my hikes recently. Something he talks about with regularity has resonated quite a bit of late: We all need love and affection to survive the first years of infancy.

May I gently offer one thought: If you momentarily conclude in any one moment, that nobody loves you, perhaps contemplate the possibility of loving yourself.

All I see is still just an imbecile and a creep. A *short* one!

Gross. Revolting. The almighty penis always front & center, a banner of aggression, anger, discord and lack of compassion. I am a hetero woman of the plainest variety. I have no dog in this fight other than rejecting such attacks on lesbian individuals, regardless of their personal beliefs, with all my being. As long…

Celeb’s food intake choices during awkward interviews are presumably supposed to give you a window into their “real” personality.

Put down the hate, Jerzy, and pick up a goshdarn grammar book. Poster wrote, in a gramnatically correct and logical semantic progression, “probably at A CINEMA.”

He’s the right man to turn the unreadable into unwatchable.