Where the hell is Raw?

IIRC, it’s illegal to write an article as if someone is already guilty unless they’re actually found guilty.

I always thought “boys will be boys” was something you said when a teenager got caught with a porn rag, not when a grown man rapes someone.

He won’t be making a lot of new money, but I guarantee he already has enough to live a very cushy life until he dies.

The Great Wall is not a white savior movie, it’s a “China saves the white people” movie. Remember that it was approved by China’s film board and had a Chinese director and writer.

I thought cheating was a good idea?

Richard Gere!

DON’T USE THE SHOOTER’S NAME.

She has very large breasts and a deep voice. I think that’s all, really.

Also, >90% of women are bisexual, nobody is religious, and everyone is constantly on vacation.

I mean, everyone starts out inexperienced, so some people must, otherwise nobody would ever have sex.

I blame Dan Savage.

Why the fuck do advice columnists recommend cheating all the time?

Oh, good. Not too long ago it was just generic guys with guitars that always won because of the teenybopper vote.

Why the scare quotes around “religion”?

People really ought to stop using “Caucasian” as a synonym for “white”. It’s a word steeped in 19th-century racial pseudoscience, and appropriates a specific region of Europe and Asia and extends it to all European-descended peoples. Some people in the Caucasus Mountains are what you could call “white”, but others are…

Perhaps not, but they’re all certainly getting laid more than I am.

Fuck, we did something similar when I was in eighth grade, except it was an Underground railroad roleplay. That’s probably marginally better than a slave ship scenario, but I don’t understand why slavery is seemingly the only topic that requires live reenactment in classrooms.

The age gap is an important part of the story, it’s indicative of the unhealthy nature of their relationship and their differing values.

One time when I was riding the bus I saw a black woman call the Chinese bus driver a “chink” and a bunch of really other awful things. That was pretty racist.