If they walk back on the Great Wall of America, I’m going to lose all faith entirely.

I really expected better of them than this.

Shocked!

I’ve told this story before, but after my mom died, in a haze of grief, I went and saw a psychic. She got a message from “an older man” who was my grandfather. He was “happy and dancing” in the afterlife. She also drew a picture of the spirit who was talking to her so that I could confirm it was Grampa Ted.

You’d think by now that people would realize, the way you and I obviously do, it’s illegal immigration only when the brown people from that country down there down south do it. Why is this so difficult to understand?

“The H-1B program is neither high-skilled nor immigration,”

Guys. Guys! Guyssssss. It’s not like she was (whispers) a caramel latte if you know what I mean....she um.....I mean everyone should follow the law, but it’s not like she (whispers) was a chocolate chip brownie if you know what I mean. People make mistakes! All that paperwork! But it not like she was (in a loud…

In the UK we’ve been lucky enough to have McCoys (MAN CRISPS) and Yorkies (NOT FOR GIRLS). My favourite thing ever though is when they try and make skincare products SUPER MANLY. Like moisturiser being billed as ‘face protector’. It’s not a fucking ski mask.

Well he must be white.

I hate that the AP article headline calls him a “family man.”

Yes! And I picture everyone there wearing Google Glasses.

That commercial where the husband accidentally uses his wife’s Summer’s Eve body wash (that’s scientifically formulated for your ‘v’) and he has to do all kinds of manly things like chopping wood and chugging a beer to counterbalance the effects.

I remember going by a billboard for Dr. Pepper 10 that said, “Tastetosterone” a few years ago. Thank goodness I wasn’t driving, because I rolled my eyes so hard.

Because nothing screams “I’M A HETERO MALE” more than rubbing a Dude Stick (say it fast) all over your lips. LOL.

There are these commercials currently showing on Hulu (I think) for the men’s line of Dove stuff. They talk about how skin, like leather, is stronger when it’s hydrated.

Right? It is almost like the point of Affirmative Action isn’t to allow unqualified people in “because diversity.” It’s almost as if it exists to make sure qualified people aren’t held back by institutional racism/sexism. Crazy idea.

I can’t figure this out either. Do they want to know his GPA and what classes he took as a 20 year old? Are they trying to prove some theory that he didn’t actually go to college? I don’t get it.

100% agreed. I was on the free lunch program in school and some days it was the best (or only) meal I had. It helped me focus and work hard to get good grades. I put myself through college (with the help of Pell grants), and now I have a great job and pay taxes. And I VERY MUCH want those tax dollars to give some…

I am genuinely happy for your success. I feel good paying my taxes to help people in a situation similar to yours.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.