I hear foreplay works wonders too (also your comment made me scream laugh at work, totally worth it)

Amazingly enough, there is this invention called lube that works wonders for easing sex for consenting partners in drier orifices (including ones that are supposed to be more wet but due to various reasons do not get as wet as the partners would prefer)

“said New Hampshire could lose tourism dollars if women are wandering public places with their breasts uncovered.” Have any of these people ever been to a public beach in Europe?

We need more than just one night a week of her and John Oliver. The two of them could take down Trump by the end of March if we got them nightly.

I can imagine her texting him the original photo with "REALLY?" in all caps, either that or "glad I dodged a bullet there"

You deserve a medal for that

You have to wonder if the GOP realizes that other countries leaders are watching this absolute meltdown of their party and laughing about it. So even if the collective consciousness of the US flatlines and one of them manages to get elected there is no chance they are going to actually be taken seriously in any…

The anti "PC culture" thing is ridiculous. I feel like they complain more than the "PC" people do, like person A will say "____" (insert phobic/racist comment) person B will respond with "Hey not cool because ____" (reason) and person A WILL LOSE THEIR GODDAMN MIND ABOUT IT

The ONE good thing about his running is that your average "Racism doesn't exist in post civil rights America" people are now being forced to confront the fact that *SURPRISE* it is alive and thriving.

She is the poster child for "women who deserved better than their lot in life"

Its really hard to find purple velour outside of Halloween if we are being fair.

I'm not too torn up about it

But both the delivery man and the repair man are technically blue collar jobs and isn’t that their whole shtick? Everyday Americans and whatnot? I don’t know what the other two have to do with that message though.

I’m assuming because if they came out with one it would literally shut down the countries it was released in for a week, like when the last Harry Potter book came out on a Saturday and streets the world over where so empty it was like the apocalypse happened.

I cant believe they made something involving Pokemon and cameras and it wasn’t Pokémon Snap

Why pimps and hookers though? Aren’t they supposed to be against them, because family values something something God? Or are they just trying to entice their base with the promise of hookers and those gay porns where the delivery man and repair man show up for some good lovin?

I guess it falls under a "civic duty" as a citizen of this nation. Do I get to take a chemical shower afterwards?

Here is the thing though, you are assuming that this will make it into the history books. It wont, it should, but it just wont, It will end up being some weird thing we all remember and talk about late at night as a “remember that time...” I’m taking consolation in the hope that Trumps run for president will end the…

He’s completely stuck, and its so frustrating, history will remember him as the first black president, they wont remember every instance of stonewalling he was put through, the specific brand of hate he was subjected to or the time the senate threw a tantrum and shut down the government and it was lauded as a good…

We vote in the interim years and keep the majority