The biggest mistake he ever made was when he was first elected and had the majority he tried to play ball with both sides, I think he really thought they would get over their hate of him if he played fair, and learned the hard way they wouldn’t. Which is why senior year Obama is executive ordering things left and…

I really wish he could just come out and say “Look we get it you are all racist pieces of shit, but can we at least PRETEND to get something done here” Like the tea party was formed after he gained office, they shut down the government when he makes changes, when he was first elected there was that whole thing about…

I wonder if the Kardashians get together every week and draw straws over what news story they get to claim as their own or who is going to be the most prominent on "keeping up" that week.

I want fifteen for the greatest backyard bbq of all time

Do you mean to the average person donating to him? Or when he uses the political donations to pay himself for use of his own facilities? I honestly don’t know either way but hopefully someone does and will say so!

Oh no I know! So was mine, that was why I tried to frame it the same way you framed yours. (lower case ALL CAPS) Sorry that fell flat, my bad! (hard to get tone across in text)

AWWWW MANNN now what stupidly dangerous, spontaneously combustible toy will I get now???

If that shocks SHOCKS you then I have some news for you about the word gullible on the celling...

I have a not so secret dream that he runs as an independent to split the vote enough to have the Dem nominee win. Like a reversal of the 2000 election. Plus then I don’t have to worry about him actually getting elected and can enjoy watching the other two nominees rip him to pieces.

The YUGEST. I bet if I walked into a Trump rally I would burst into flames as God punished me for my uncool feet trespassing on holy land.

I know he's all big into the I DONT HAVE SUPER PACS EITHER thing, but it wasn’t until I interacted with his website today that I realized he asks for donations too. NOW it makes more sense

The attack happened last march long before I was a commenter here, so I cant attest to the tone of comments on this site but on others it was an expressed sentiment.

His campaign funds are being funneled into his own businesses in weird ways too, like he pays himself to take his own jet, and to rent out halls in his own hotels. Just why?

I remember when this story first broke and there were people who were like "WELL WHY WOULD YOU GO TO SOMEONES HOUSE ALONE WHAT DID SHE EXPECT?" as if the victim was the one at fault. I will say that her capacity to forgive far exceeds anything I could ever come close to.

Not going to lie I had two choices when I typed that joke and that was the other option.

The thing is, whether he is mentally ill or not, mental illness is never an excuse for what a person is doing, it merely provides a reason. When someone with a mental illness does something that falls in line with that mental illness it doesn’t make the thing that happened okay, erasing the problem with a “Well... you…

you could watch the entire series in 54 days if you chose not to sleep. @tips.Jezebel just saying...

Hey now, don’t (do) mock the rich mans prescription version of meth

I would sleep with James BUT only if he let me slap his smarmy little face

I was just writing about him in another comment on your write up on the HPV vaccine! I still cant get over the fact that he refused to patent the creation AND pushed for mandatory vaccinations that he wouldn't profit from. It makes me so sad that FDR never lived to see the vaccine and know that no child would ever…