I have to disagree. In the context of the Westminster Dog Show or Miss America or a beauty pageant, her behavior might justify the label of “bitch.” However, she is not in a field where etiquette is rewarded. She is in mixed martial arts. The baseline in this sport is punching people in the face and attempting to…

Out of curiosity, do you feel similarly about other cocky, shit-talking athletes like, say... Anderson Silva?

Not directly related, but I always found interesting how Colonel Sanders (or “Uncle Kentucky” as he’s known in Japan) is viewed in Japan.

My favorite anecdote is how celebrating Hanshin Tigers Baseball fans threw a local Colonel Sanders prop into a river after winning the Japan Series title in 1985... prompting a…

Screw all of that. For a Zombie breakout, I’ll take Detroit. Population is quite low for its size in the first place, so you won’t have as many zombies to deal with and they’ll be more spread out, and if you stay downtown you can use the people mover to get between buildings without ever touching the ground. If you…

Let’s see Harry Potter and the Old Folks Home, where he harasses the CNAs, complains about the steamed broccoli and uses magic to cheat at cribbage.

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Haha! That sounds sooo scary. I'm gonna stick with my house cats. Sometimes they try to kill me but so far they've been very bad at it.

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena

We did that with dandelions but we were trying to make bugspray somehow.

Similar flower story but a little different:

So much perfume!! After a couple batches went bad I made a point to get a bunch of books from the library on how perfume was *actually* made. My playhouse was full of flowers and rubbing alcohol for weeks.

YES! Even the same kinds of flowers. :D

Orange was my favorite color, because no one else ever picked it and I was afraid it felt left out. I was also extremely concerned about the feelings of my toys.

Was anyone else one of those uber-sensitive kids who ascribed feelings to their toys and stuffed animals? I used to play with all of my toys on a rotation because I was afraid of hurting their feelings. I kind of did that with my clothes too - I would feel guilty if I didn't wear my red shirt for a while because I was…

I was 8 years old when I went into my parent's bedroom one morning while my parents were still asleep and saw my Dad had a boner. I totally freaked out, woke my Mom up by dragging her out of the bed, and called 911 because I thought it was a chestburster from Aliens.