I need this right now! I also need to figure out how to keep a jar of bacon fat in my fridge at all times. And perhaps duck fat too.
Y: The video for Sleater-Kinney's "A New Wave" features, me, Tina Belcher. So I have to love it. The group smartly…
Much like Mr. Burt Reynolds in the 1984 classic film Cannonball Run II, I too must be travelling on.
Are you just picking words out of a hat at this point?
I will guarantee you that those liquor bottles now contain nothing but water.
No. In the next sentence I discuss how much I'd like an invisible girdle.
If frequent bathroom breaks for a pregnant woman equals stealing from the company, then I wonder what peeing all over the assembly line and creating an unsanitary environment for both the products and the workers is. Because that seems to be the alternative here.
In a speech on Monday night, Attorney General Eric Holder said he plans to target the practice of racial profiling…
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Hi Rachel, I'm Robo Trumble. Now you have a black friend, and you can go tell those fools your Black Friend said they can fuck right off.
Nevermind thinking "I save bread" — it's going to take all my willpower not to yell that every time I receive bread at a restaurant.
YER A JESUS, HARRY.