I was demoted because I was white & I made too much.

More like @BauerPoutage, amirite?

Over the years, I’ve seen the people-on-the-streets shots and celeb pics showing hemlines to the ground, and I thought of those people as trash people who make very, very bad choices.

Maybe she was ugly or a minority or something else that an NFL exec wouldn’t like, like maybe she was really tall but not super skinny. GROSS!

After finding out that Rosen was not gay, Highsmith decided to just pick either Mayfield, Rosen, Darnold or Allen’s name out of a hat.

Prince Fielder was 5-for-10 off Bartolo; his father, only 1-for-7.

The only answer is to pay the players.

Am I having a stroke or is that headline confusing?

Yeah, but Hillary had an email server that was not very secure. CHECKMATE, libturds.

Ring’s piece is much better, sorry. Her main point is that “unconscionable” is very hard to prove, especially in Delaware, and he is likely to lose. The two points in his favor are the odd confidentially clause and the fact that BLA supplied his lawyer so he may not have had good legal advice and may have been…

Has anyone stopped for one second in this mad rush to judgement and ugly witch-hunt to consider how bone-able this guy is?

It is demonstrably untrue that “everyone” opposed the Soviet Union but it’s sort of irrelevant to the point if there were also liberals opposed to the Soviets. The question was “have conservatives ever been on the right side of history.” They were on the right side of that question. Other people being on that side…

Why does the pig have human hands?

obligatory.

Every single cop is your enemy.

“I mean, we’ve got some serious things, Syria, the greatest fighting force in the world, all these military people I have here as political props, and pandas are aggressive and sex-crazed, and I have this investigation, this witchhunt, which just won’t go away. It’s terrible.”

Long Live Gawker!

“And furthermore, what’s football?” - The Browns

But not precisely.

Whatever it is, it’s very good Kinja.