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I was picturing it went down more like this

Yes!! Jordan won those titles because he was gritty. Playing against Jeff Hornacek, Craig ehlo, Dan Marleje, John Starks had nothing to do with it. Having Scottie Pippen on his team had nothing to do with it. It was all because he was gritty!!!

Quick, somebody make sure SI never called Peter Thiel gay.

I’m not sure about the assumption that the thief or thieves want to sell it. Maybe they just want to possess super awesome meteor rock. Put it on their shelf. Maybe as a bookend.

An ailment otherwise known as Lebronchitis.

I still don’t understand why golf and tennis require absolute silence. I’m sure it’d be a lot easier for a major leaguer to drill a 98mph fastball into the upper deck without 60,000 screaming maniacs.

They’re still together.

That’s an icy hot take.

Well, maybe if you had put a little more effort into winning the Revolutionary War, this wouldn’t have happened, old chap.

In that moment, Altuve was thinking to himself, “I wish the Dodgers had won.”

The fact that your reply is itself nonsensical grammatically makes me very happy

Just imagine if he had gone to Brown...

Someone needs to ask Jolie Kerr how to get that smell out of my someone’s trunk.

Live music is great when I pay a ticket and go to a concert. Live music sucks when I’m going to a bar and am standing around.

Update: Shouting idiot has been identified as callmeisaac04

When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way/From the day you are drafted till the day you are arrested or disgraced or whatever.. um, day!

Yea grow up Deadspin! MORE JETER ASS-EATING ARTICLES!

Tbh, I used to be that girl, then I grew up. I feel like it’s one of those things where it’s kind of ok to do when you’re 22, but if you never grow out of it there’s a problem.

I don’t have kids, and (not kidding) I have biked 100 miles this week. I would never wear my cycling clothes, or my running clothes, for anything other than working out. For one, they are expensive and reserved strictly for situations where chafing must be prevented. The other thing is that they really aren’t