I’m more than half expecting that. I kinda hope he is too.

“Can you imagine how many incidents just like this happen every single day? And have been happening every single day for the past 200+ years? And have not been caught on camera?”

This cop will make a fortune on Go Fund Me.

I loved it.

First of all: This is brilliant.

this is magical

“Hey baby, want to see my COBRA?”

As long as both parties are cool with it, I see no problem.

this is one I actually used. I was five years old, playing with my cousins at my Babcia's house. She was making dinner and was a terrible cook. When she called us in for dinner, I told her I couldn't eat because I was sick. She asked what was wrong, and I told her it was prostate cancer.

anyway, I like to cultivate a sense of mystery about myself so that nobody expects me to go to events, and if I show up it's a pleasant surprise. It's worked very well for me.

I had a roommate who was supposed to go to a going away party for someone she didn't particularly give a shit about, so the excuse she gave? "I have to wash my sneakers."

whoever played scheana's song....you are my favourite Gawker Media Staff member ever. Please never change.

I want an actual socialist president myself. But I'm ok if he or she also happens to be Muslim.

Don't care about this guy. Happy Pi Day everyone!

that's why i love project runway. just enough to satisfy my bitchy inner teen, while still giving great fashion and creativity a boost. also zac posen.

You know who DID get his manhood handed to him? Poor old Theon Greyjoy.

Kathy Griffin, I love, love, love you.

poor rob

Yup, all of that.