Fascinating yet consistent. Their whole belief system is a set of fudged realities.

The Sarah Palin comment is such click-bate and I will not click. Do not click. Websites only understand clicks!! I also will not click any Cheney, or Meghan McCain.

He has turned her vagina into a garage door - what is she going to do???!!

And that the tabloids got him! That’s what is happening right now, the somewhat “serious media” is tiptoeing around it. It will blow up - soon!

Oh! It do! It do!

How do you think I feel? I HATED Pulp Fiction. My highbrow friends just accept it as a character flaw they’re willing to live with.

There is an Evangelical Christian church near my home that has one of those boards that has the slide-in letters, with which they damn the entire universe weekly. Somebody has been messing with it. This week it went from some doomsday you’re a sinner message to:

Who’s Deenie?

I’m with you! Drive thru PA on business and for vacation all the time and it is bad! Insult to injury on the toll roads, there is a State Highway officer every 8 miles and the fines are house payment worthy.

I don’t know about the meth....doesn’t generally make people so hungry.

My mother raised my sister and I with the notion that I was the “pretty” one and should use my looks to land a rich husband and my sister was the “smart” one and should pursue a hardcore career despite her obvious creative talents. It was a somewhat Hiltonian way of raising us. It obviously screwed both of us because…

Gorgeous! She looks like a less-botoxed Cindy Crawford! Go Bruce!!!!

Remember when Huckabee asked Jon Stewart, “If you had a flat tire out in the middle of nowhere at night, who would you want to drive by? A “bubba” (the heroes of his book “God, Guns and Grits”) or a guy with an MBA from Harvard (Bubbles- as in live a bubble on the East or West coasts) in a “Beemer?”

Painful! I tear out the stuff I REALLY love and have it in an (overflowing) file to organize someday. Before my neighborhood got recycling I used to take them to the nail salon. Not many New Yorker readers there though.

I’m so sorry. Unless you are a fellow sufferer you have noooo idea. Right? I get so much shit for calling in sick for a “headache.” So now I call in with a “brain tumor” and it shuts them right up.

http://www.topamax.com/

I took me years to figure out that taking four aspirin with a glass of OJ for a mega-hangover always made me puke.

I feel the same way. It’s Fall.

I used to do that (percs, vics, etc...) for migraines and I would get what they call “rebound” headaches. The minute the narcotic wore off - boom! I have to take an anti-depressant so as a fellow sufferer of migraines I’m screwed. I can take imitrex but it makes my head feel like an achy balloon for several days…

Have had it. Ended up in the hospital for 4 days with suicidal ideation. Never never never again.