I agree. I trust our IT team implicitly. I kiss their asses as much as possible as they are literally in our basement like rats and get no love. I would rather have one of them work on my personal computer so I tell them to name their rate if they have time after work. Our guys are so nice they usually offer to do it…

My dog has been having moist farts lately and I’m really worried about it.

Wake up and smell the deposition baby!

Depositions are a bitch!!! YAY! This is why no one could get him in court. His lawyers blew it!

My bestie ran an abortion clinic for a OB/GYN and told me that she always sat down with the woman and talked about alternatives. The option was always up to the woman. ALL alternatives were weighed evenly. If she felt that a woman was on the fence, she was free to come back the next day with no appointment. She was…

I’m an old, but have had long hair since a bad experience with asking for a “Dorothy Hamill” with my wavy hair. I cried and had really bad pictures for a year. I’ll die with long hair.

Barron Hilton . These guys look like the Orphan Black boy clones.

I think I’d rather go to jail than have a cop drive me to a friends house....at least these days.

We had to watch pornography in a class too - except the class was “Human Sexuality,” and we all liked to get baked and act like Beavis and Butthead in these classes. We never got any good porn though, mostly old people (this is pre-viagra and the poor guy was having a hard time - or not so hard time - har har) Also a…

They sure as hell circle the wagons when the shite hits the fan. That’s more than I can say for my clan.

This was my brothers bitchy wife when we were on vacation, he went on a run (for a half hour) without her, and she made him pay for “abandoning” her for the rest of the trip by acting like this. She’d be laughing and acting normal and he would walk in the room and she would sport a Kanye. I finally called her on it,…

Me too. I never bought all of her music when she was alive, and I’ve wanted to buy all of it since she died, but I think it will just make me sad. I wish I would have listened too all of it before she crashed.

Honey, when I was your age I was inundated with requests for expenditures that I could not afford. Weddings/showers/bachelorette parties/baby showers etc...Then you get going in your career and everyday some schlub walks around with an order sheet from his kids camping group or other such nonsense and basically guilts…

Beautiful song!! Thanks for sharing.

Tic Toc on Rubio. I have money on it!!!

I hate you (with love!) !! I have gone to England in May for years. I do London for 4 or 5 days, and then National Trust it ‘til I just can’t walk anymore. I couldn’t afford it this year and it’s bumming me out. England in May is the best.

Irish Sextuplets!!

Your Mom rocks. I’ve heard many stories that Steve Perry was actually an asshole, so I’m glad to hear otherwise, as Journey was my jam in middle school.

I love badass moms! I had one too!

Mine too! So many rules! She would hang up on you if you didn’t answer your phone cheerfully enough or call her and not greet her happily. “Don’t call me to mumble, goddammit!”