On film, while being the worst orgasm faker ever.

Amazing! Thank you!

Decent human beings don't bring in billions of dollars of revenue. There lies the rub.

Same people who have been bullies since they were in first grade. Or entitled assholes. Really, a bunch of sadistic dumb jocks would know the correct treatment of therapy dogs? They don't even know how to treat regular human beings.

There is currently a movement to teach meditation in schools - which of course is scoffed at because you know, our kids deserve tater tots and are entitled to be trained rageaholics by the onset of puberty.

I cry when I'm super pissed. People who know me know that it's a cue to exit immediately.

I was told by a customer that had tried to get an engagement ring (a big one) back that because he had given it to her on Christmas it was considered a gift. Same thing for birthdays. Buyer beware.

He should STFU. That said I've read all of his books and most of hers and I kinda agree with him - she's an inferior writer. In culinary terms, having a delish meal made by a trained chef vs. some microwaved, hangover-curing shells and cheese. Both have their place in the world.

Yeah, maybe they could have proved their point at say shot #22?

I never messed with peoples food, but being that I was a big stoner during my waitressing days I would eat a lot of their food off their plate before it got to their table.

Yes.

Misbehaving white fluffy things?

A tidbit to add: I was in my local grocery store and in the book section there was a children's book titled, "Who was Martin Luther King Jr.?" I can maybe see it as a book for really little kids who haven't yet been introduced to MLK in school, but my bet is that it is really for kids/teenagers who REALLY don't know…

I too am ashamed that I didn't know this! My school sucked, but my parents could have starred in a movie version of "Assassination Vacation." I have been to every historical landmark, assassination location, and Presidents home that we could physically get to......but then my parents were pretty racists, so I guess…

Not even close. Though in fairness, she may be totally unaware of the perfection of Kinski and that shot. I blame the editors for being unoriginal.

I was "acquaintance raped" as a teenager. I was drunk. I had a mini-skirt on. I had slept with friends of his. I had major issues with men to say the least- most importantly that I wanted to be wanted by them. (Daddy issues abound.) He was rough with me, I said no, I fought him and he interpreted it as play (I guess.)…

This guy definitely flunked the "How to Communicate Like an American CEO" course. If he can figure this out great. I'm give him mad credit for the Trumanesque stance.

Her ass in the one pic of her from the back is just.....I mean I know she has a big ass, but even people who love big asses couldn't find that pose attractive.

Ugh! Third wives.

Here is narcissistic personality disorder at it's finest. We throw the word, "narcissist" around a lot, but this guy has the real deal. The scariest part(s) about people with this disorder is they are a) untreatable and b) charming sociopaths that can mimic "human" behavior. Thus, the "being more human" comment. His…