Oh my God. Really wasn't ready for that. Now I have to go have "me time" in the car. Not really, but wow!

I'm from the midwest and as a former waitress I always tip 20%+ . Even on horrible service I come up with 15% because I've been there and who knows what kind of day that server had. And saliva.

Now I keep thinking about the intro to "My Love is Your Love" (which was a great Whitney song IMHO) where Bobbi Kristina says, "Sing, Mommy." So sad.

Guns don't kill people. Toddlers kill (or slightly maim) people.

Service and retail both! I worked retail parttime last year at a major home improvement chain and the theft was unbelievable! Simply jawdropping how many people openly stole from that store and we did nothing to stop it. About once a week we would have a plain clothes "loss prevention" dude come in and wander the…

A convenience store in a nearby all-white, nee good ole' boy neighborhood had these mini shotguns for sale at the counter. They were about 7" long. Maybe they were little shotgun lighters? I told the guy at the counter that I thought they were pretty offensive and maybe just a little dangerous? You know, shotguns (no…

My family is the same way about Bill. I have a sick thing for Slick Willy, I can't lie. I wore a bikini top under my tshirt when I attended the graduation ceremony of my friend. President Clinton was the speaker. I was within eyesight of him. I didn't flash him. Just casually and slowly took my shirt off and sat…

Ewww. Just ewwww.

I was doing PR for a publisher and was assigned what we called a "babysit the author" evening. You know, pick them up from the airport, get them settled at their hotel, take them for a nice dinner....

Peace and love, peace and love. He does not do autographs. He says this with Peace and Love.

I was a very precocious 15 (looked 25) year old on a non-stop flight from Boston to San Francisco. I was in coach and looked up and saw what looked like a bar, with a buffet and great big seats. I can't remember if I was being ballsy or entitled or both, but I walked up to the bar, grabbed a champagne and some grub…

I just can't......it's just too.....what the......

People from Missouri. Oy. I was a sales rep for a builder in not-Missouri, and it was there that I encountered what I now call the "Hey, white person to white person" syndrome. The community where I was selling was middle class, had good schools, and was an easy commute to several major employers in our area. It was…

I have a close friend who is an anti-vaxxer. She also did attachment parenting to such a degree that her husband moved out. Her child is an absolute nightmare to be around. No pre-schools, daycares etc will take her for both the anti-vacc and the behavior. My friend blames it on racism. It is a no win conversation to…

Again, the ignorant belief systems of the righteous (fill in anti-science cause) movement trump common sense and endanger the rest of us. And yet they will insist that they get to participate and co-mingle with the rest of us who follow the rules, and the science.

Clearly leaving out the fact that in many of these cases the girls were ruffied or some such other Cosby-esque scenario. You could be drinking Diet Coke, be the designated driver (or rapist watchout) and still find yourself raped in the morning. Naughty. Stay in you naughty girls with your bewitching lady parts.

I'd kill for one! But you know, small house and all. I live vicariously through my neighbors who have one, and some others who have two Newfie puppies. It's been a seriously cute winter on the sidewalks.

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I think G Jeff might be my ex who used to leave longass disjointed messages on my answering machine (I'm an old) when he went off his meds.

Yeah, I kinda looked like Brooke Shields when I was a teenager, and my hyper-critical mother wanted me to model. She took me to one of those "agencies" that would definitely take me on if I paid some crazy sum of money for photos. Oh and lose 15 lbs. (I was 5'11 and 125lbs, already bulemic at that point.) I didn't…