That's "you BETCHA I'll blame one...."

I've been a bridesmaid several times. My favorite bride, who also ended up having one of the most elegant weddings I've ever been too simply asked us to find the most flattering simple long black dress that we felt the most beautiful in. She didn't ask for preapproval or anything else. All she asked was that we didn't…

Nothing will top Mama Joyce threatening to hit Kandi Burress' best friend with her shoe on RHOA. All of her Kandi's aunties had to hold that bitch back! Much more action packed than Kathy Hilton ALWAYS rolling in late to RHOBH scenes to kill the happy. For someone who dresses like a mother-of-the-bride from the 80's…

To American Women:

We took my nephew took an wild animal farm (low rate safari type thing) when he was about 5. There were two cows mating and he screamed, "Auntie! That one cow broke his legs and the other one is carrying him."

Well, I don't know what to do with myself either....I'll skip all of the typical things white people say to communicate that we are not racist, or rather that we don't think we're racist....