Ash, FF14 expands on that bit... if you level an Alchemist. *MANIACAL LAUGHTER*

...honestly I thought this article would be half about Bloodborne.

Diablo 3 and Destiny were the same story, different from this type of thing though. Diablo 3 and Destiny had excellent gameplay and either non existent or dumb as hell endgame content. Anthem just kind of sucked overall. Everyone says “oh flying felt nice”, but man, that’s a tough thing to hang your hat on. Destiny,…

Given how stunned the developers were that Division 2 would be continuing, I'd say that one is cutting it close.

To blame this on Activision is to ignore... Blizzard’s entire career of taking a damn decade to release a game. Even a game like this, which is apparently just a game that already exists with two new maps and a character or two, in Blizzard time will take 4 years to make.

The way they seem so excited about how they changed NOTHING but the graphics makes me wonder about their sanity a bit. I mean I think it’s because of how badly they biffed the Warcraft 3 remaster, but I don't think the answer there was "literally just release warcraft 3 without doing anything to it whatsoever" either?

If you looked at that dude and said to yourself “White” Jesus christ you are trying too hard, take a week off Twitter. Now as for why they had to make a new character... I dunno, maybe we get lucky and he can turn his eyeballs into grenades or something? Eh? EHHHHHHH?

So the camera is mapped to what, then? Also, lest ye forget, we have played a game with sword controls mapped to the right stick... things went poorly! Things went really... really damn poorly.

“It seemed like Google was in it of the long haul, up until it wasn’t.”

......difficulty spikes? In Control? Also, stop trying to summon more Alan Wake damnit.

I would in fact say the exact opposite, I think the only console I've owned whose controller did not end up drifting is the GameCube, and thats probably due to limited use. Every Playstation and XBox and every other Nintendo console, though, absolutely.

Boy a lot of people in these comments get exactly as hard for getting the shit end of a compromise as most of the democratic party does! But hey I won’t kink shame you.

*Tries to find a non spoilery way to explain why Eorzea might not be the best place to live*

Mike trying every way he knows to come up with 5 things to say about Ryza without saying "Dat booty tho"

It seems like the complaint in here is not that the Switch has bad battery life, but that you keep forgetting to plug it in?

Dear god you must be fun at parties

Given that the lamest line of reasoning against AOC has been the “Yeah well if she’s a socialist how come she’s wearing a FANCY COAT”, I’m stunned he can write this article with her, literally, staring him in the face.

..........oh boy, Nate, this isn't it.

My reaction to the explosion of affection for Hades has been "Man, more people should play Dead Cells".

Its not that elaborate lol