Sir, if you go to the grocery store they WILL sell you juice that has already been juiced. You can get juice that has sugar in there, juice with like 240mg of caffeine plus something called guarana which is probably a plant (So this is like V8 probably, which is another kind of juice you can buy at a grocery store), or…

Sir, if you go to the grocery store they WILL sell you juice that has already been juiced. You can get juice that…

I did find it odd, on going back to it, that people thought FF13 deserved a doing for linearity. Man, FF10 structures its battles so each character beats ONE enemy type. Is it flying? Wakka! Magical symbol? Lulu! A robot? Steal with Riku! FF9 is even worse, it seems to scale the amount of exp you can earn so hard…

Chandelure, guys! Look at it! Its fast! It's a ghost! It's on fire! 

I think this would be fine if the stores were, uh, 4 times the size. But, as they are not, this is a bad call!

I know, if only someone were castigating them for it, like a major website writing an article about it? But it would have to be a big one, like a big video game related website that's been around forever. Maybe they'd even have a comment section where you could post about them not letting Nintendo get away with shit.

It really should be stressed more that fackin POKEMON on Switch lets you have multiple save files. For the first time. And Animal Crossing can’t do it suddenly?

This would be difficult given the way the story plays out. There isnt much time for side stuff, and it would end up being a lot like filler (10 episodes of a Foxy arc on Netflix, anybody?)

Its impressive that you can see actual statistical evidence that it was negligible, an actual number, and still say "nah". I havent played Sword yet either, and I've played every Pokemon, but jesus christ people could stand to start looking at apples and calling them apples again, shit is tiresome.

Sure, Nintendo gets away with everything, which is why the Gamecube and Wii U did so well. They're practically foolproof!

Ccowboy Bebop really does make some sense. That genre and derring have worked time and again in live action movies and tv shows. If it has a budget like Altered Carbon it could look good and be fun. Plus, the story in Cowboy Bebop is only really touched on for a handful of the original run, the rest works a lot like a…

Best part here is all his works are public domain and he never did have kids, so no guilt for buying any of the stuff.

Love the article! Is there something to say for repetition though? If a conversation is a part of the discourse over and over again, maybe the idea will become common sense.

Lol

It could also be that "cancelling" someone is extremely performative, and once the value people get from yelling into the twitterverse about how someone is cancelled fades, they just go back to not actually giving a shit. In theory, this is a great idea, but in practice it just attracts the type of person that really,…

Accidentally going to Deadspin as a reflex right now is a bit like accidentally stumbling upon a photograph of a lost friend from high school. For just a second, it’s nice, and then you remember they’re dead and move on with your day.

Shoot, I sub The Athletic so I can hurt myself reading about Chicago sports, I’d have no qualms paying for you, Tim, Heather, and Cecilia by yourselves somewhere.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller, Fuck Paul Maidment, fuck their friends, fuck their family, fuck em for closing the comments, fuck em for being fucking greedy cunt assholes who drove my favorite website into the ground, fuck me, fuck you, fuck everything really.

There’s all type of shit in those crazy Vex places. Hell, one day you’re gonna run into Saint 14 in the Infinite Forest and you’re gonna give him a shotgun, then he’s gonna say “Nice where’d you get that” and you’ll be like “Off your dead body bro after grinding public events and strikes for 100 hours during year 1 of…

*patard intensifies*

I’m having a hard time believing someone can write that a group of people make themselves up like anime characters but also don’t know that their signature pose is hentai O face. And yet, here we are.