“The three leads from Naruto”

No, calling him a game manager is an insult to Chad Pennington and David Garrard, sir. Kirk is an affable Jay Cutler.

AND YOU SHALL HAVE MY TIRE IRON AS WELL, SIR

I live in Iowa, where you COULD choose from a startling number of conventionally evil assholes but will instead have to pick the P.O.S. that makes the others seem fine by comparison!

It's TRUE, the last two years of this game have been awful to watch. On the other hand, Iowa won, so fuck it!

They posted lyrics to the song with the picture, yo. The intent is fairly clear.

Junior year of high school, first day of track. We’re waiting around in the gym for the coach because it’s cold af outside, absentmindedly throwing a football around.

Either it made 10 billion yen or the dollar tanked so hard overnight I'll need to burn my home for heat. Pls confirm.

He had two really good seasons, and then overall he was pretty darn meh.

Oh man the terror on the donkey puncher's face

What is it with the NBA stuff today, guys?

Is this in response to Ratto telling you to calm the hell down or was he responding to THIS, bending time in an attempt to prematurely stop you from hurting yourself?

Ninka is stronk.

I’ve never seen an ad on The Athletic, so doubtful.

Two years ago my folks had a garage sale and cleaned out their room, which was quite a mess. I came down to help and my mom opened the door, said “Merry Christmas”, and handed me a sealed copy of NFL Blitz 99.

+every other day, 4 times a week

Odds of Trubisky throwing for 400 yards and 6 touchdowns against Minnesota just to spite Drew RISING.

Bold strategy to mold your entire offensive coaching tree around the 2015 Bears, Jets.

Man, don’t re-heat the pizza, just eat the pizza cold! Also, the Popeyes is better cold. Stop putting that stuff in the microwave!

By this logic if you just laid down you would walk to first every AB.