You left out that the NHL rule was updated in the last three years to say:

I’m 10000000% certain that WWE will never do something like that Cage/Taya Valkyrie match.

*Stares blankly*

You, sir, are misusing crackers.

It makes all the sense in the world for Gordon to try to get paid now and no sense at all for San Diego to pay him. Should be fun to watch!

Ah, I really liked Unfriended! It’s a really clever idea executed really well. It helps that I wanted all those teens to die, maybe?

Every time they introduce premium stuff at McDonald’s it is apparently not profitable. They had a great premium burger there about 5 years ago, and then it disappeared, and then I went to Chik-Fil-A and... OHHHHHHHHH.

“Lummis: My favorite thing about the Humpback Chub is of course its immense hump. I am not sure about the function of this hump, but seeing as the fish resides in the desert southwest I assume it serves a similar purpose to the camel’s hump. Also I like that the chub appears to always be either slightly grumpy or…

You are aware that people will still have a form of insurance here, yes? MORE people, in fact? ALL THE PEOPLE, ACTUALLY.

I hate to break this to you, but being lineal champion is a whole hell of a lot more interesting than being (insert random acronym here) champion.

More likely she confused Nebraska for Iowa which is WRONG and BAD and hurts me, deeply.

Goal differential. Moron.

13 did more right than it gets credit for, but boy howdy the battle system is not one of those things.

Wankle wank wank

No. An editor isn’t going to do all the research you’re supposed to do for your book. That’s on you!

This is an astonishing misinterpretation of the data in that study.

Oh, you’ve had to watch that Sesame Street episode too, have you?

I like it.

I have to think the bells will factor into the book ending, as they introduce a character late in book 5 who is driven crazy by the sound of bells, but like everything else B&W took that one idea and crammed it somewhere else without context.

WNoah, whoah, the funniest is still James Harden shitting his pants, the bed, his whole home, and the entire state of Texas against the Spurs.