This comment is like the end of Rogue One, but the Destroyers being smashed into each-other are named ‘Logic’ and ‘Reasoning’ and the gate they slam into is named ‘My Brain’. The planet’s name is ‘My Faith In Humanity’.

Scenario:

I own the entire series of Matlock on DVD. That is... sadly not a joke.

This may be a bit off topic, but for some reason I’m on a mailing list for the elderly. I keep getting information from the AARP, packages about Medicare, information on reverse mortgages. Guys I’m 27.

You need to understand one thing to understand this: Jimmy Butler and Kyrie Irving are best friends in a way that shames other people who call themselves best friends. When Jimmy hits a layup he occasionally yells “Kyrie!” like you might yell “Kobe!” in a pickup game. They talk about each-other constantly. Kyrie asked…

My reaction was “LOL a direct ripoff of The Fucking Hobbit?”

This is as anecdotal as all get-out, but the only people I know who actually watched this show are female. I could never possibly bear the unmitigated shame. I wonder how the demo in Japan skews?

I love One Piece, but there is no way to make live action One Piece good. The budget would have to be nuts, and it won’t be, and even if it was just imagine the CG fest that even early fights like Luffy vs Buggy would be.

Sure, but you missed the part where they pulled the ad.

The hipster influx in Des Moines has been rough. It’s all themed restaurants, for some reason. Nobody wants this.

How old is this hypothetical kid? Leaving a kid below the age of, like, 6 unattended for an hour sounds like a great recipe for a burned down house.

Wait, what kid has a bedtime of 7:30? In the summer, especially, when the sun is still practically at high noon? Do you have a kid that is actually asleep at this time? Out of my entire friend group with kids, mine is the best about bed time by far, and she goes to sleep at 9pm every night. She’s 3. Is my supposed…

Stopped using a headset around uh... Halo 3. Way too many tiny children yelling racist garbage, way too many 30 year old children working out their complexes, way too much bullcrap like this.

My wife can’t do gluten, so I don’t eat much of it. Really what a ‘gluten-free diet’ does for you is eliminates your ability to eat fast food and ‘food that is fast’ like pizza, etc. You end up cooking your own meals all the time because the things that taste good that aren’t glutenous are things like proteins, rice,…

The group of people who say a stainless steel pan is ‘ruined’ if discolored confound me. If you go outside and get a tan, are you ruined? Should I throw you away to be melted down and buried with the ashen remains of our society’s carelessness and materialism? IS THAT WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANT?

Southern Iowa is at issue here, might as well be Missouri. NE and central Iowa are nice spots with nice people. Des Moines is great. Western Iowa gets too close to fucking Nebraska for my tastes.

There’s a beautiful meta moment about exactly halfway through the game where Balthier asks Vaan why he’s even there, and the rest of the party just looks at him and leaves. Vaan never has an answer for this.

By leaps and bounds the best Final Fantasy, and the scary thing is you know it would have been even better had Matsuno been allowed to do everything he wanted, like not include Vaan or maybe finish his game.

I swear every one of these live action anime adaptations uses the same costume designer and their only note is “mediocre cosplay”.

Like a lot of the dumb garbage that happened in season 5, they pasted together a character we knew (Sansa) with a storyline from the books (Ramsay marrying ‘Arya Stark’, who is actually one of Sansa’s friends from earlier in the series, Jeyne Poole), and the books that whole thing is seen through Theon’s POV, because…