An oldie but pure gold!

A bunch of liars lying like liars and some are not even lawyers!

I guess I am one of the lucky boys who were never molested. Having said that, since I got married some 4 decades ago, both my wife and I are hyper vigilant about molestation. I have talked to my sons and grandsons about being touched in a way that makes them uncomfortable. We also look around our world to make sure we…

Still a jerk. . . .

A woman's breasts are like Martinis at lunch. One is not enough and three are too many!

We have the honor of watching our 3 year old grandson thee or four or five days a week. Peppa Pig and Octonauts with Small Potatoes following closely now are the sounds that I wake up to. Also Paw Patrol.

When my wife began this process, she and I were really affected. I did some research and found that Black Cohosh tea had some positive properties. My wife drinks a large cup of tea every morning and so far, she has NO problems. Look into it. It saved my wife's sanity. It does taste like dirt, but add a little lemon…

This is not complicated. Me Tarzan, you Jane, now STFU!

Law = Shmaw, This is New York, forgeddaboutit!

BUFF = B52 = Big Ugly Fat Fucker (Bomber)

I just swallowed my tongue!

My second BMW was a 74 2002 with those big ugly bumpers. It was still one of the finest cars I have ever driven. Perfectly balanced, great brakes, lots of power, Michelin XAS tires and air conditioning that worked really well. I also had probably the only one of it's color in the USA. It was a misfire on the…

My 2007 Sentra with 100K miles and a total repair of 100 dollars was built in Mexico City. What a world we live in!

"once declared Man of the Year by Ann Coulter!" I feel that this is the political equivalent of "I have a new booboo on my hoohoo"

Do you think that Kanye noticed that his wife / date was the only one I saw who looked like a Fruitvale Avenue Hooker!

One of my fathers patients gave him a Christmas gift of a quart of bear mincemeat. My mom baked it into a pie and served it to my uncle (rich jerk) without telling him what it was. Upon hearing what he had eaten, he turned kind of green. He then proceeded to light a big cheap cigar ( 3 for 18 cents at Luckys) at the…

Ridden too hard and put away wet like 1500 times as my great grand pappy used to say? 52 is more like it.

My wife purchased a schoolbus playhut and it is fantastic. folds up to a two foot square that is about 3 inches thick. always goes back in the bag. Better than a tent and easier to unfold in our living room.

Maybe he did not get the memo about the fact that vagina whitening is hazardous to your health?

I remember like 20 years ago, Autodesk was making more money suing people than selling software. Wow, just Wow.