Most mainstream media outlets have an editorial bias against Trump, largely because he’s a liar and they don’t know how to handle it. But war is really great for ratings.

I found that snub so indicative of how Hollywood has treated Joan Rivers over the years. They laugh at her jokes, clap along to her witty jabs at celebrities and then ignore her when it comes time to honor "their own." Fuck the Academy. Joan is too good for them.

All women are bisexual. This is not news.

Since throwing temper tantrums has been the GOP's prevailing strategy since about 1996, I imagine he's currently screaming and crying on the floor of his office and waiting for results.

Sinclair ZX80 for life!!!

Keep yakking Rep. Gohmert I hear the words President Clinton clearer.every day.

My fantasies have evolved over the years. And I am not going to share them with you regardless of how you tie me up, hang me from the ceiling, suck my toes and stick a popcicle in my ear, speak to me with a Latin accent. wear Channel NO 5 and fill my mouth with Nutella. Not a chance. Never share. Gentlemen do not…

Simmer down, Santorum.

I maintain that the "Walt was preceded in death" section is the best. That's high quality creativity right there.

She shouldn't have to die on November 1st to prove a point. The important thing is that she has the choice.

I think Cracked put it well: "Police are warning parents that criminals are planning to hand out pot-laced candy on Halloween, because if there's one thing people love to do with their pot, it's give it away for free in a manner that will immediately attract law enforcement to their homes."

Salem Witch Trials were actually a women-on-women event, so that one can't be blamed on patriarchy. Ultimately, what got that one stopped was the patriarchal government noticed a lot of women were up and dying, realized men were in danger of having to actually learn how to work a kitchen themselves, and stepped in to…

Excuse me, let me don my tin foil hat before you continue:

Dear Fundies,

please enjoy this picture of my cat in a tie.

Soooo, a guy is wasted and commits rape, "Welp, he was drunk! He shouldn't be held responsible for his actions." But a girl is wasted and gets raped, "Welp, she was drunk! She should be held responsible for her actions as well as the actions of her rapist."

College students, Scientists, Professors, People Sick of Our Gun Crazy Country...

I have no problem if someone wants an extended warranty especially on something like a 10 year old Saab.

No, think that would be a god among women.