I found that snub so indicative of how Hollywood has treated Joan Rivers over the years. They laugh at her jokes, clap along to her witty jabs at celebrities and then ignore her when it comes time to honor "their own." Fuck the Academy. Joan is too good for them.

All women are bisexual. This is not news.

Since throwing temper tantrums has been the GOP's prevailing strategy since about 1996, I imagine he's currently screaming and crying on the floor of his office and waiting for results.

Keep yakking Rep. Gohmert I hear the words President Clinton clearer.every day.

My fantasies have evolved over the years. And I am not going to share them with you regardless of how you tie me up, hang me from the ceiling, suck my toes and stick a popcicle in my ear, speak to me with a Latin accent. wear Channel NO 5 and fill my mouth with Nutella. Not a chance. Never share. Gentlemen do not…

Simmer down, Santorum.

She shouldn't have to die on November 1st to prove a point. The important thing is that she has the choice.

I think Cracked put it well: "Police are warning parents that criminals are planning to hand out pot-laced candy on Halloween, because if there's one thing people love to do with their pot, it's give it away for free in a manner that will immediately attract law enforcement to their homes."

Salem Witch Trials were actually a women-on-women event, so that one can't be blamed on patriarchy. Ultimately, what got that one stopped was the patriarchal government noticed a lot of women were up and dying, realized men were in danger of having to actually learn how to work a kitchen themselves, and stepped in to…

Dear Fundies,

please enjoy this picture of my cat in a tie.

Soooo, a guy is wasted and commits rape, "Welp, he was drunk! He shouldn't be held responsible for his actions." But a girl is wasted and gets raped, "Welp, she was drunk! She should be held responsible for her actions as well as the actions of her rapist."

College students, Scientists, Professors, People Sick of Our Gun Crazy Country...

_ yep that place deff has the vibe 2 orher women live there...tyed up in the basement.

Take advantage of this. Think of the possibilities! Double team cunnilingus perhaps? Jesus, I am way too invested in this already.

We did it twice on our wedding night. Is that weird? Once the second we got in the door. (blush) and again after I finished getting the five million bobby pins out of my hair, because I was going to put that white negligee to use, damn it.

No judgment from me. I fucking love McDonald's, including the McRib. I think it's rooted in childhood. My parents would only take us there as a special treat when we were kids and so even though objectively I know that it tastes like sadness and heart attacks, it's still my comfort food craving after a stressful day…

I have no problem if someone wants an extended warranty especially on something like a 10 year old Saab.

No, think that would be a god among women.