I’m still gonna miss Emmitt, but damn this IS a good replacement.

OK

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If Machado keeps this shit up, Draymond Green is going to have to give up his nickname, “The Dongmasher”.

The slo-mo swing was faster than my regular-mo swing!

Sadly, not the first bridge/water to suffer structural damage in Minnesota.

ARRESTING OFFICER: Names?

He hit a dinger

Humans can’t run through steel beams. Open your eyes, steeple!

That’s certainly one way to face a hurdle.

At least in Vegas he made the under.

See, you seem like you don’t enjoy life. Be more like Usain Bolt!

I like seeing baseball highlights that aren’t just home runs. Ironically, the Chinese Sportscenter is better to watch than the American version if you don’t want a show that just revolves around Zedong.

I love that the Chinese Professional Baseball League just straight up stole came up with a gloriously similar song to the Fox Sports theme.

Either that Rabbit has a prolapsed anus, or that logo is unbelievably graphic.

You would think this national embarrassment would lead to no one ever hiring a Brazilian pool boy again, but my stay at home wife STILL thinks Gabriel is just irreplaceable. sheesh.

And here I thought Brazilian was synonymous with no hare.

Duck Fuckers!

Puerto Rico has their own Olympic team.