Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

Why no coverage of Dong Dong defending his trampoline gold?

Turns out even Olympians don't use those bullshit pre-swimming showers at the gym. Now I don't feel as bad.

Wimp.

This tweet has been bothering me for 12 hours because that’s clearly a radio edit of the song, used just to try to make it fit the tweeter’s narrative, but he doesn't disclose that. I also hate myself for being a Santana/Ledecky Tweet Truther.

I’ve had sex in less time than Ledecky’s margin of victory. And just like the Olympics, it happens once every 4 years.

In fairness, most Vikings seasons are done after 12 games.

That’s ridiculous. An AL team would never sacrifice bundt.

That explains Buster Poseys slide.

That’s all pear-shaped and not bang on. Not to whinge, but A-Rod might be a minging ponce always on the pull, but that’s pants, BBC. Quite pants.

Weird. When I’m swimming that fast, there’s usually a yellow line behind me too. Just not in that direction.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.