I guess they wanted to head off any future penalties.

Braves? They must be.

This is shocking. I thought I lost that shirt. Turns out ol’ Brad Samford and Son stole it.

I can’t wait to see the three exciting games he plays before joining Bridgewater on IR. Oh the antics they will get into.

That’s fair. Kaepernick quit working games a while ago.

Man Grabs Dong, Doesn’t Wash Hands

Zach tracks smack by sack hack round back.

Now who will help Mochael Shirleigh make all his dreams come true while avoiding the sexual advances of their neighbors Lettie and Squiddy?

Long Dong Leer

This article was far more interesting when I thought it said Three Little Leaguers Arrested After Wild Bar Brawl. I was looking forward to some middle schoolers having a slap fight while a kid yells “World Star” unironically in the background.

“This is so exciting that I am considering finding out where Puerto Rico is. I won’t. But I thought about it.”

Boy. Things are worse than I thought down in Rio. That court was blue yesterday.

When my uncle had his hairline fracture, he just got a toupee. Philadelphia should look into this. Seems like a faster option.

That was unexpected. When I see the Dutch roll, I usually expect a crunch.

Yeah sheets.

You guys buried the lede. If you skip ahead to 1:17, you can see exclusive preview footage of the upcoming Vikings season.

Weird. When I’m swimming that fast, there’s usually a yellow line behind me too. Just not in that direction.

Jackals, Cruz in for a bruisin