“How are you gonna celebrate tonight, Blaze?”

With that goal, Blaze hoped to finally win the affection of his father, Nitro.

I don’t really understand why the National Anthem is played before a game between two teams from within the same nation. These sporting events that are theoretically supposed to be be international at that. In the Olympics and the World Cup and anything where international teams are representing their country it kind…

Outside of the Olympics (and other sporting events where teams or individuals represent their countries) I don’t understand why the national anthem needs to be played before every match?

I love everything about this sequence of comments.

On second thought, let’s not go to Grantland. It is a silly place.

I mean if I went around saying I was editor-in-chief of Grantland, just because some white-shirted stiff lobbed a job offer at me, they’d put me away!

You can't go around wielding supreme editorial power just because some blinky jamoke threw a red pen at you!

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical corporate ceremony!

An autonomous collective

DAULERIO

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT TAKE. CLEARLY NO ONE ANY GOOD HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW FOR FIFTEEN YEARS! JOE PISCOPO 4 EVA!!!!

The ironic thing is Panda Express is still better than most “Chinese food” you can find in the Rust Belt or Midwest.

I don’t watch baseball.

In retaliation, America will continue to keep Lord Stanley’s cup. You know, like the last couple of decades.

I just figured since the restaurant was called Tokyo, and the fact that the sign said “Japanese and hibachi,” it would have clued these college girls in on the fact that this wasn’t a Chinese restaurant.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

As long as Robert Evans is still alive, it is.

Say what you will, but I firmly believe Drew wrote this column with Easterbrook’s impaled head on a stake right next to his desk.