“What if I told you that one team had two scoring champions?”

Or, being Russia, BAC was found to be .075 lower than recommended

Facial Hair Opacity

Get in line, bub.

“You won’t see that in MLS!”

It was a superb shot, but he might not have even tried if the keeper hadn’t been 15 yards out for no reason.

And we can only pay attention to ONE thing at a time, because if one thing isn’t perfect, how can we even consider looking at another potential problem!?

That’s how we know he’s a white male.

I always remember him as the Allied General from Red Alert 3... Or the villain from Tomorrow Never Dies (well, the megalomaniacal one)

Yes. They just organized it for Game 3. It’s brand new.

It’s Priority One for rapists, so good point.

This is hilarious, but my favorite part by far is at the very beginning when she drinks from the glass then does the dancing, arm twirling thing EXACTLY like the real FNL wife.

Yes. That’s obviously the important thing to remember here.

I’d say he’s more of a Willow Smith lookalike, what with his hair whipping back and forth and all.

What are you trying to say here, that b/c Dominic Goode *looks* like Jaden Smith, that means he surely worships LRH? Is that why he lost? If you’re genuinely *looking* for answers, we can help you with that. *Look* no further than the FACT his skull-crushing opponent Courtney Blocker *looks* like he’s OT level VIII…

And yet somehow *I* was the mediawhore/distraction.

For the same reason a basketball fan in, say, Spain would rather watch the NBA than his own domestic league. He wants to watch the best player and the best teams.

Ok I’ll try again. Because tens of millions of people in this country have played the game, and those are the best leagues/competition in the world? I don’t understand how this is such a mystery.

because it’s the absolute best soccer in the world. Until I started watching it in the afternoon I thought the same thing. It’s their NFL, and the players come from all over the world to play in the Premiere League.