The irony is CBS Sports would be an ideal place for Liga MX to put on their games with English-speaking announcers, or if NASL ever did try to do a rebel top-tier league against MLS. The hottest growing population are the Hispanics and Liga MX kills MLS in some markets already. It’s not like CBS Network has anything…

“Two of the major over-the-air broadcasters are showing MLS matches. What the hell happened to this country?”

Get off Kinja and take a nap, Dad!

One day, Jim Nantz will be forced to announce a soccer game and I will enjoy his obvious disgust.

I’m one them hockey fans that typically enjoys the lack of fighting in the playoffs.

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

Yeah, I always liked that part of the Shanabans.

There is nothing in the world more exciting than Playoff hockey. Nothing.

I know right “on during a work day” is one of the best things about the Champions League.

Yeah, well, that’s how I feel about baseball in general. Sometimes it’s October and I’m like “This shit’s still on?”

NHL playoffs are incredibly enticing. Anyone who thinks differently is a heathen and deserves to be cast from society.

I love the NHL simply because you can never tell whats going to happen. 8 seeds beat 1 seeds all the time. Several series have had a team go down 3-0, only to rally and win 4 straight.

I couldn't hear over the sound of gunshots.

What did they say?!

The 90's called.

I have a feeling Deadspin won't be too broken up if you leave.

We landed on Mars and we still are reviewing plays courtside on a 12” monitor?

Something about the ending didn’t seem right, but I just can’t put my finger on it

Cool, I really hope this spurs a conversation on talk radio amongst old white guys on whether or not young African Americans should “be allowed” to use the N word. This is the most pressing concern regarding race relations in this country and it needs to be discussed.

After a little research—Jordy Mercer is the reason there is a random pocket of Pirates fans in Oklahoma.