Cards Against Humanity co-founder quits after ______ over _______

As the husband of a therapist, I can confirm this necessity.

I thought I overheard Carol Channing having sex.

16. Next-door neighbor

“OOooohhhhhh, Fuck Donald Truuuu-uump”

I approve of this new Broad City reboot

true, but fuck you its the shitty wine of CHAMPIONS!

I’m a life-long Blues fan living in Boston. Moved here in 2000 and have watched Boston go from scrappy loser to unbearable, must-be-destroyed asshole by beating St. Louis teams. I’ve always been a bigger Blues fan than anything else, but I long gave up on ever believing I would see them play for the Cup, let alone in…

“We just ended up once again on the losing end of biased refs. Happens to us all the time.”

Mmm...delicious salty tears to marinate the Boston butthurt.

I feel solidarity as an Eagles fan for a team who hasn’t won in their history AND beat a Boston team.

I didn't realize I'd come across a salt deposit this close to the surface of the comments section. 

Your book will be an all time worst seller. 

Bruins, especially Chara, definItely committed the most non-called penalties in fucking NHL playoff history. Sit the fuck down or go cry somewhere else.

It’s fucking nuts. As a kid who grew up in STL and heard every year “This is the Blue’s year” I’m gobsmacked. This year really was their year. 

Been with this team 46 times around the sun and it really doesn’t seem real. The rug is always pulled at some point, usually in the second round at some distant western arena.

Ok, show of hands, how many of you have remained loyal through 51 years of failure? Hell most of you aren’t old enough to be able to say you saw Hall, Plante, Federko, Hull, Oates, Cujo, Fuhr, Gretzky, Demitra, Turgeon, Tarasenko, O'Reilly and Binnington play in person.  Unless you are a Cubs fan your argument is…

I still have a headache from partying after the 1993 Cup, more than 25 years ago. But at least, I’m not a Toronto fan....they won their last Cup 5 months after I was born. Grew up watching the Habs during the glorieuses années of the Canadian dynasty of the 70s, with those nasty Broad Side Bullies hurting my no-helmet…

Huzzah!  There is no more fervent St. Louis Blues fan than a Canadiens fan who wants the effing Bruins to effing lose.  I’d have preferred they get bounced in the first round, but this is decent, losing a Game 7 in their own barn in front of their troglodytic fans.  I’ll take that.  

As a Blues fan who’s been cognizant since the mid-90s of being burned so many times... I still almost can’t believe it.