I thought this list would be much more specific: Fran Drescher, Mitch McConnell, Sarah Palin, Mike Tyson...

Ali Kreiger is a lucky woman.

I love how one of the recommended stories is “The USWNT Must Evolve Or Die” - written on the eve of the 2015 WWC.

If it’s American Soccer, Billy will always find a way to shit on it.

My local soccer bar of choice jumped into bed with barstool. I haven’t been back since.

Jim Cornette’s shoot interviews should be in the Smithsonian.

I lived in Oklahoma, so seeing live was impossible. Hell, so was TV - had to listen to KMOX (you can pick it up near Tulsa).

But I did skip my senior prom to drive 5 hours to St. Louis and back just to watch Game 2 of the 1991 First Round series against Detroit at the old Checkerdome Arena.

over 30 years of being a fan…

Chara Bleeds! That means he’s human!

Your town is about to steal the O’Brien Trophy from the Warriors - the entire continent outside of the Bay Area is pulling for you!

2nd Place in the Western Conference kind of taxes the definition of “shit”.

Their fans would get to the playoffs and know that This Is It.

...no, I think they can shit-talk teams they beat.

Wait...There are other teams in Spain besides Barca and Madrid? From the news coverage, I thought they just endlessly played each other.

Me: *Reads Elias’ Letter* “I believe that children are the future...”

This would have been waaaaaay more fun with Jim Cornette

Third-Best? There’s the Rams, then the Chargers, Raiders, UCLA, USC, Stanford, the Galaxy, LAFC, Cal-Berkeley, a few of those Orange County high schools, the Earthquakes...Well, I guess they’re better than the Quakes.

I’M A GROWN MAN I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ATTRACTED TO KIM POSSIBLE

Panama has also learned that fouling your way through the World Cup doesn’t work as well as it does in CONCACAF Qualifying.

A region that included my favorite, Miracle Crimes! There are at least 5 NOTYs in that group on any other year.

“If the NBA had promotion and relegation, then we could see a much better level of competition like Lithuania has.” - Billy Haisley

The first indicator that they were in for a rout was when the opening pitch was hit for a line-drive that undressed the bald kid at pitcher and was scooped up by the dog at shortstop.