Median Jersey Number of NFL Wide Receiver Watching Shows: 14
Median Age: 25
Median Remaining Black Friends: 0

"And finally tonight, my special comment: Redskins, Redskins, Redskins, Redskins, Redskins, Redskins, Redskins...and finally, Redskins. Good night, and Good Redskins." <throws papers with the words "Redskins" written on them at the camera>

If you want all of ESPN to avoid mentioning "Redskins", just get them to switch names with the Capitals.

Starting WR: [gets injured]

I guess the headline in May will go from "Hull City relegated" to "Hull City Tigers relegated."

Serie A will fully embrace this idea.

Todd Haley calls breast cancer "the jug flu."

Todd Haley says stuff like "oh yeah? Well why isn't there a WHITE history month?"

Todd Haley tried to get the therapist's number during couples therapy.

http://www.shopncaasports.com/search/honesty

I...do get paid when this happens, yea?

Will Arnett as the new american owner of the club who hires Sudekis as the coach

I'm in awe of your name.

ETELP MOC NI!

Cast Danny McBride as the Conditioning Coach and I'm there.

"No Tim, you're not being released, you're being outsourced."

Here's what happens when an American coach comes to Canada.

Add Will Ferrell as a competing southern ex-NFL coach and I'd watch an entire movie of that.

If being the team's player of the month in the only full month he was at Everton is "not cutting it", I hope all future American stars will "not cut it" in Europe as well.

Just wait until Qatar 2022.