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They tried same thing at Penn State's youth football camp, but all of the parents quickly gathered their children and sped home.

Didn't realize they abide by the US Constitution over in England.

Serie A's List of Banned Words:

Thanks for this, man. Great insight and understanding about something you clearly know and care something about. We need more of this.

Love the Love Fist T-Shirt.

Some leagues, notably the Premier League, allow suspended managers to phone instructions to the bench. But the continental/international competitions don't allow it.

Ah, the soccer haters, always needing to express that "soccer is so gay brah they're literally all pussies" whenever they see the game mentioned.

"This is pretty good work for a couple of journalists, but let's leave the heavy lifting to real statisticians. These analyses could be enhanced greatly be applying the Bag of Words models (BoW) and a good deal more T-tests. In other words, focus less on the sports and more on the T-BoW."

So, since it's been evidently decided (and affirmed by the comments here) that most Americans are cool with anti-native racial slurs, what other groups can we look forward to seeing mocked in team names next? We Jews are about the same percentage of the population that natives are- maybe everyone will be cheering for…

Sigh.

Dick Young was an asshole who tried to humiliate Pele by taking him to a baseball game to see if anyone recognized him and broke into tears when his presence damn near caused a riot. He became what he despised, a fucking blowhard. Now most of the media has Dick Young disease, or as you call it deadspin "hey you kids…

It looks like the chances for the US to win are as good as .... GOLD?

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I'll see myself to the door.

Ron Roenicke was NEVER in a barbershop quartet in Skokie Illinois.

Best Vine - JaVale and Nate Robinson could be on there

These fellas are the all-time leaders for most Deadspys in a career.