I agree. This is a big problem in stadiums everywhere: D.C., San Antonio and the Liberty Town, Boston and Baton Rouge. Tulsa, Austin, Oklahoma City, Seattle, San Francisco too.

"Given the current business climate and costs of litigation, we determined participating in this game is not in the best interests of the NCAA."

Tony! Toni! Tone! Smythe!

Blades of Steel, NHL Hitz, Mutant League Hockey, and NHL Hockey '94.

Anderson Silva, for a while now, has been acting like the self destructive vagrant with a criminal history who... despite doing and saying the right things for the most part... has subconsciously been doing everything he can to get back into jail.

"Anyone who unlocks this reward will see him replaced with Alex Smith"

I can't be the only one who read this as "Mario Ballotelli wins Women's Wimbledon Women's Championship."

Or whatever the male version of "sploosh" is...which is probably still "sploosh."

You know what they say: If there's grass on the field, ignore the rubber.

Papelbon still doesn't think she is an All-Star.

Sploosh

"Easiest money I ever made," said the guard. "He was always in the center of the room, since he refused to get anywhere near the walls, and every time he tried to get past me, he'd end up missing the door completely."

I'm waiting for Zeb Colter's take on this.

I hope he learned a Wesson

I'm more curious about what your sport of choice is. Indoor lacrosse? Soccer?

O AN HE NOT MADLAXY YOU UNGRATEFUL QUITTER

At the risk of death threats from the horrible inhabitants of this city, I'm going with my gut and saying the Philly Cheesesteak.

it's a shame we didn't go with the national anthem originally written by thomas jefferson and made famous by the stones.

You Americans have it easy...up here in Canada we have *two* official versions of the National Anthem, one in English and one in French...and usually, you have to sing half in English and the other half in French at public events! Add tothat, the lyrics have changed a number of times since it was first written! The…