You mean “Still Have”

If the good people behind the NOTY Tourney need legal representation, they could look to none other than the Law Offices of Gotcher-Beaver.

I’m still expecting the Billy Haisley article claiming that the US Women won’t win a Cup until NWSL adopts promotion and relegation.

The Rabbit blew a 31 million year evolutionary lead.

Yeah, if only.

Good. Now do something for Peltier.

Also stupid: They’re going to play in the Stub Hub Center - a 30K seater where the MLS’s Galaxy plays.

All the better to launch a flying knee strike from.

Southerners hate the race but love the individual.
Northerners hate the individual but love the race.

“Climp-suhn,” “Aw-buhn,” “Bay-luh,” “Jo-Juh,” “Waygforriss,” and “O’Miz” are the correct pronunciations of the schools.

So...Nothing on the Death of the NASL?

Bilingual, Separatist, Love of smoked beef? Naw, it’s Canada’s Texas.

Can I read this article later? I need to recalibrate the ship’s guns.

I LIKE IT!

#ThanksTrump

This is not the will of the people:

Hillary Clinton received more votes than Donald Trump.

That phrase should become the new “The Golden State Warriors Blew a 3-1 Lead” and “Craig James Killed 5 Hookers at SMU.”

The Red (Sox) Wedding

I thought her name was Meg Trump.

...but in just a few weeks, all hail the glory that is the NASL Soccer Bowl!

- Billy Haisley.

Nah, most soccer teams can convert on penalties.