I would have liked to see dynamic ruler fashions (Like in Civ 3!). Seeing Victoria in Celtic Warrior garb or Trajan in a tailored Italian suit would have been the cherry on top.

They still use the wrong quote for Stonehenge:

“Stonehenge! Where a man’s a man
And the children dance to the pipes of Pan.” - Spinal Tap

Have you ever noticed? That Katrina Pierson’s accent? Goes up at the end of each phrase? Like she’s from Orange County? No matter what she’s talking about? Whether she’s saying something patently false? Or talking about accusations back in March?

Nah, he’ll like Matthews. He likes anyone unless their name ends in “-ov”, “-nen” or “-eau”

Already Want

Briles will do a great job teaching them how to lose to Oklahoma State by 32 points.

I don’t think that’s going to impress Mia Khalifa

They’re no worse informed than Talk Show hosts.

And the only reason it does work in Europe is that they have over a century of experience with their clubs and the system. Lower level isn’t as massive of a drop off over there.

Yeah, people who invest hundreds of millions of dollars tend to not like uncertainty.

The worst of the ticker is in November, when College Football is in prime season and College Basketball is just getting underway. At least once every weekend, I see a score that gives me a false start: “Holy Shit! Indiana is beating Georgia! BY 19 at the half!” until a few more scores pass and I realize that Wichita…

Hell, they didn’t let him buy the Bills...

This is a bit unusual. The Williams Sisters are Jehovah’s Witnesses, who are known for complete political neutrality.

You forgot “Requiem for a Dream.” Clint Mansell is God.

Tell me: What does the structure of the top division have to do with youth development?

Correction: Mark-Paul Gosselaar plays is the catcher, not pitcher.

Billy’s just mad that his favorite hipster American league is in a death spiral:

Well, it wasn’t that long ago that you were getting hard at the prospect of Fat Ronaldo playing again in your favorite shit league - NASL - for Ft. Lauderdale (Which is not doing well!). But, this is MLS, so hypocrisy is justified.

I, for one, welcome our new Curt Schilling Lock Overlords...

Is this where Gawker’s political talk has respawned?

“...I’ll allow it”