Maybe not that extreme, but I will put money on it now: The first (male) Millenial president will bring facial hair back to the presidency.

I’ve missed a few articles in this series, but I can figure this out...Is A Slut ranked No. 21?

I came here to see this.

...and here is proof that Gen Xers are coming of age - Somewhere out there is a former 80's girl named Jasmine who is now old enough for the honorific “Aunty”.

+1 Philly Fanatic beatdown.

If I’ve learned anything from watching decades of soccer and MMA, it’s that “Thiago Da Silva” is the default name for any Brazilian athlete.

“Mullet” is not a correct work. The accurate name for this hairstyle species is the mullethawk.

If only we had promotion and relegation in America, and we didn’t hold down the NASL. Then this wouldn’t have happened.

This is awful. I hope Ginny Baker gets traded to a team that appreciates her talent.

“Being Hit by A Car” should’ve been in at around 110. But based on dashcam footage I’ve seen, the Russians should be a lock for the gold in that.

Best Watermelon strategy is to pick the heaviest, densest one: That’s the one that has taken in the most water and will have the thinnest rind.

J-League ball ain’t AA - this isn’t the 1970's anymore.

Also bear in mind that the tail end of Rose’s hit total was almost a full season of him wedging himself into the lineup as player-manager to the detriment of the Reds. So screw him.

No, we would send thousands to their deaths trying to defeat the laser pointer spot.

It’s a travesty that this one isn’t even nominated:

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We do which is why I was asking. We’ve made national news last week for suffering a budget shortfall while our state reps pass bills to ban abortions, impeach the president and keeps trans people out of bathrooms.

As a resident of Oklahoma, I’m shocked that he isn’t in our state legislature.

Colorado and Washington State will still find a way to fight it out for last.

they left a place where their skills were constantly being tested for one where that, uh, isn’t always quite the case.

I call and raise you Joe Cannon, formerly of four different MLS clubs.