Indeed. During the July of 1986, I attended every Tulsa Drillers home game and paid attention to the rotation/supply of helmets to collect the entire American League, starting with the Rangers and ending with the Orioles. I rate it next to raising a son and driving all of Route 66 on my life’s accomplishments.

I live…

I can understand my town being enough of a hellhole to be in the bottom tier, but there’s no way in Hell that OKC is a worse city than Birmingham.

I’m sure he’s putting the finishing touches on “How the Girls Season Premiere Proves That Lena Dunham has Failed” right now.

Well Played, Ladies.

Check out the Rayo FB page. A lot of “Thank God this isn’t another gay thing” comments.

And the only reason that Rayo Yukon exists is because their owner has beef with Energy’s owner from when they ran a hockey team together.

Dom would totally kick my ass, though.

Mine: Christina Hendricks, Eva Mendes, Sydney LeRoux.
Hers: Mike Rowe, Adam Levine, Alton Brown.

“Why [good soccer thing] proves the US/MLS sucks”

-Every one of these that Billy types.

“Vespene Gas is Awesome...”

Butter Warmers, on the other hand, are excellent.

Bookmarking for when Joe Arpaio finally heads to Hell.

“In Gaffney, we had our own brand of hockey: hold a stick in your right hand but throw the glove off of your left.”

See, Space Games, you used to win! And we don’t win anymore! People ask me, all the time, people ask me, “Are we ever going to have great space games again? Are we ever going to win again?” and I’m gonna make us win in space again! We’re gonna have great games, the best games, and you’re gonna win! We used to go to…

if we wanted to keep our athletes safe from dysentery, why do we keep sending them to games against the Trailblazers or Timbers?

+1 Beat me to it

...only because the server will take 15 minutes to check and offer you another drink.

I knew something was up when they announced the next home game against the Clippers would be “Karen Silkwood Night”

Counting down until Tom Ley crossposts this on Deadspin under the “Bears!” tag.

But where’s the six paragraphs that explain why this proves that American Soccer is terrible?