That’s Judy Love, the wife of the founder of Love’s Travel Stops - a chain of Truck Stops all over the West and centered in Oklahoma:
http://www.thelostogle.com/2016/02/22/jud…

I expect him to be a Sexual Tyrannosaurus, thankyouverymuch.

All discipline involving the Flyers must be cleared by NBCSN first. I swear, it’s like half of their games feature Philly.

Mist? No, she sucessfully stabbed him.

(I’ll show myself out)

This still remains the worst moment in Plano East Athletics history:

After Man U went up 1-0, Martin assured everyone that he’d “take them back to the start.”

You left off the paragraph where you explain that players in superior European leagues are victimized by far better-looking supermodels and that Major League Soccer will always lag behind.

While everyone else in middle school was entering the Contra Code or defeating Ganon, I was playing this, managing rice supplies while trying to find a way to take down Cao Cao once and for all.

Koei, I want an English translation now. And I’ll pay you in cocaine.

So Osorio rejects MLS?
That’s fine. MLS rejected his ass back in the mid 90's. When they really did suck.

Board Games, Ranked:

So that’s why the Oilers called up Hormel Chavez from Bakersfield...

The Mexico City Raiders is a brilliant idea. They would sell 20 million jerseys an hour after announcing the move.

I have no doubt that Rogers and Gandhi would have dragged him down and alley and destroyed him with a bat.

Sean Hannity, and no he didn’t. but Mancow (to his credit) did, and changed his tune.

They won’t be La Liga for long. And that Rayo Chivas Vallecano USA FC OKC may not last the season.

Where’s the Humping?

Read a column a few weeks back that covered the same thing. Page 5 has that breakdown:

But is there any believer more sincere than a convert? I’m sure he was looking at the history of women boxers and even WWE Divas who were flashes in the pan and couldn’t get traction. Rousey, along with VanZant, Holm and Jedrzejczyk, makes better press than Christy Martin or Trish Stratus ever did.

...and see where that got them this year.

Are you fucking kidding? I shared this article not ten minutes ago and THREE of my Gen-X childhood friends who escaped the trailer park to join the lower-upper class started cooing about what they were getting.