I take a “beef walk”. You just make up some excuse to get up (“I wanna check the score of the game”) and bust ass on the trip.

I can confirm this.

I do know my neighbors...

Oh, I was wrong: someone went with the “terrorism” angle first.

As an Oklahoman, I can assure you all that my fellow residents are working tirelessly at this very moment to tie this into a defense of gun owners’ rights.

Check me if I’m wrong, but that other player would likely be Alexei Yashin - yipe.

If I remember the 90’s correctly, the trick to 3 on 3 is to not waste the turbo button.

At least last year, Game of War let us stare at Kate Upton for half a minute.

Well, it’s Atlanta, so I doubt his NHL acumen is ever tested.

The Unholy Child of Bob Costas and Gregg Easterbrook has come, the End of Days is upon us...

It’s called pop, you hear me? POP. Coke is for Civil War losers, and Soda is for coastal degenerates.

Yeah, a women’s soccer joke. You might see them on a blog about soccer, which is what Screamer is. I know who maya Moore is - we can make jokes about her on a basketball blog.

She does plan on filing counter-charges against Amy Rodriguez for beating her on the near post last night.

Steven A. is completely right about this: PC gaming just hasn’t been the same since Sid Meier started hitting the bong.

I think it’s a bit of a habit for him:

Awesome! It’s about time there was a sequel to Techno Viking.

I breathed a sigh of relief - on first glance I thought it was Christina Hendricks after tragically losing weight.

Pop is what Real Americans call it. Soda is for coastal degenerates, and Coke is for civil war losers.

if the NASL wants to be considered a top flight league, maybe they can start by not going 0-7 against third-division USL teams in the Open Cup

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