Done before, years ago:

I pull for the Dash just because of goofy ads like these:

Since it’s Houston, it’s not “sliced and diced,” it’s “chopped and screwed”

On second thought, let’s not go to the Bundesliga. ‘tis a silly place.

I should pay more attention to the late West Coast games: we get too blinded by the year-round Sooners coverage out here.

ASU and U of A both on the fringes of the Top 25? The Territorial Cup might be fun this season...

No, it’s a bit dated; came up with it during the “Twilight” craze. Team Edward, Team Jacob, I wanted to rep a REAL vampire.

The only real critique I have is that the player didn’t immediately go to the hillside and give us a nice angle on the entire scene. But, then we couldn’t have seen the NPCs engulfed in flames in the same detail, so there is that.

Indeed. 360 No-scope snipes have nothing on this.

No there isn’t. It would make a great Turing Test.

No, Packie, It’s PE4!

(oh, you haven’t played the games - my bad)

It has long been a fantasy of mine to hire Sheriff John Bunnell (the narrator of “World’s Scariest Police Chases”) to give commentary as I play GTA.
And it would be for moments like this.

Careful, you might burn yourself serving up those HOT TAEKS

“It’s been done” - Andrew Hammond

I guess they should’ve gone with “Rhonda Rousey Steps into Octagon - AND THEN SOMETHING AMAZING HAPPENS!”

After spending so much on match fixing, I wonder if El Chepo will have enough money left over after this tournament to pay out his bounty on Donald Trump.

If this doesn’t force Bill Simmons to return to the internet, someone needs to make sure he’s still alive.

I’m expecting Bill Haisley to chime in next about how American Radball is unwatchable in comparison.

“Hope Solo is a head case”

They also gave us Rush, hockey and Bret “The Hitman” Hart. That’s got to reduce the sentence.