“Turnabout is fair play” - Catherine The Great

Personally, I never pass up a chance to raise the roof.

LA Noire didn’t do it for you?

Word. I need governors speaking Simlish.

I wish he’d make up his mind. That hitman I hired already charged me a fee for cancelling earlier this month.

Read this to the girlfriend, a longtime Tempe/Scottsdale resident. I got nothing back but agreeing nods.

Wishful thinking in my neck of the woods:
http://www.tendthefarm.com/an-open-letter…

Too bad they couln’t scare any of these Golazos up Wednesday when USL teams swept them in The Open Cup.

Not totally unrealistic. You could probably count most of South America in on it, too. The question is the same in the aftermath of any revolution by coalition: Who runs the show after?

The other minus is with a UEFA-led revolt, there would be much more emphasis on club soccer, and the juggernaut clubs in particular.…

No, people are dumb if they don’t hear month of promos on their favorite channels telling them of annual pre-emption.

He probably also loses his shit over the local fan arrangements of the lyrics:

“O!” - “Say can you seeeee...”
“Whose broad stripes and bright” - “STARS!”
“And the home of the” - “CHIEFS!”

If you want the anthem to be a solemn occasion, then play it during a solemn occasion. A sporting event isn’t supposed to be solemn.

Whitaker was/is a Jehovah’s Witness. That religion also frowns on professional sports, so you have that, too.

Brave Bill Simmons Ran Away...Bravely Ran Away, Away...

Am I horrible for hoping that ISIS moves their base of operations to Doha?

You won’t see that in MLS because nearly every MLS keeper would have been in position to get back to their line in time.

...Tim Curry, Jenny McCarthy, Saint George Takei, Gina Carano - Red Alert 3 had some solid campy cameos.

1. Her being attractive is only important if she’s employed as a model.
2. She is very attractive.

At least I’m not proud of my ignorance.

He’s spent the last three seasons on the U-18 and U-20 national team.

There is no “Sports Burn” thread on Deadspin, so here goes: I referee youth and high school soccer, and thus deal with the worst of parents and coaches. I am also one of those bad refs who talks back. Here’s a sample of my collection:

Coach: “You’re the worst ref I’ve ever seen!”
Me: “You just lost 8-0. You’re the worst…